Who Wants To Be A YouTubillionaire 2!?
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[Dan Brown on the phone]
[Craig slides in/singing rug and picks up phone.]
[Dan:] Hey there. This is Dan Brown calling from Who Wants to be A YouTubillionaire.
[Craig:] Oh. Hey Dan Brown. You caught me in the middle of eating this giant sucker. [holds up a giant lollipop. licks it.] Mmm. So, what'd you wanna talk about?
[Dan:] Well, we've got a contestant here who needs a little bit of help and I was just wondering if you might be able to provide that help.
[Craig:] Oh. I thought maybe you were calling just to chat for once. But alright, yeah I can help.
[Dan:] Well, GREAT! Equal to five nanometers, physicists have begun using what oddly named unit for measuring extremely short distances. Is it a.) a booger width, b.) a beard second, c.} an electron zit, or d) goose.
[Craig:] Huh. Well, I usually measure things with both my beard hairs and my boogers but that's because they're both always falling out of my face and they're just right there. It's convenient. For instance, did you know that the average computer mouse is 57 boogers long? But anyway, I think I'd go with beard second, because, uh, I can't think of any situation where I would pick boogers over beards. Well, i can think of a few, but not many.
[Dan:] Alright, and how sure would you say you are?
[Craig:] As sure as there's a beard on my face! So [touches beard] 97-ish percent sure? You can never be too sure if it's fake.
[Dan:] Alright thanks for your help.
[Craig:] No problem. [hangs up phone. licks lollipop. Mmm. Love strawberry. [slides out/singing rug]
[A clickable annotation appears: Back to the question!]
The beginning of Who Wants To Be A YouTubillionaire 2 can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOA3eIDugfI
This video is part of Dan Brown's interactive, collaborative YouTube game show "Who Wants To Be A YouTubillionaire 2!?". This is just the question for which Craig participated, which was posted on Craig's channel.
Who Wants To Be A YouTubillionaire 2!? on YouTube