Wheezy warden?

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"wheezy warden?"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 33
2007
Original Upload date July 25, 2007
Running time 0:01:19
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Good morning wheezies.
There's a pain in my side but I won't hide. From your love.
You laugh pretty.
Working another double shift today. Lunch shift. Hoo! Dinner shift! Hoo hoo! [coughs]
To prepare for a double shift in the morning, you have to do everything twice.
To prepare for a double shift in the morning, you have to do everything twice.
[Sips coffee and gives a thumbs-up] [Sips coffee and gives a thumbs-up]]
[Shaves and gives a thumbs-up] [Shaves the same spot] Ow!
[Stares into a mirror. Craig in the mirror says:] Hey, you gotta go to work!
Oh yeah, you're right! I better get going.
[Title: ...16 hours later]
[Craig eating chips and salsa]
Uggggggghhhh, I had some stuff planned for you tonight but sometimes the cold breath of reality exhales a tired gust of sleepiness into the soul of the working man. Or woman.
I think I work much better when I'm free all day.
Maybe I could commit a crime and go to some special jail where they would allow me to bring my camera and my computer and I could just make movies all the time.
We'll call it Wheezy Warden. For the alliteration. Cause, you know, jails have wardens. Guess that doesn't work.
Gotta get up for work tomorrow. Time for bed.
[wink (ding)]

Recurring elements

wheezies, chips and salsa, wink

External links

wheezy warden? on YouTube