Wheezy Ultimatum

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"Wheezy Ultimatum"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 223
2010
Original Upload date January 1, 2010
Running time 0:02:26
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by Clarklikescereal3
Episode chronology
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"Video Every Weekday in January"
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Video

Transcript

[Alarm goes off. Craig, in bed, hits it to make it stop. Keeps hitting it, knocking stuff over on his nightstand.]
[getting out of bed] Happy New Year! Woo! [he's holding a bottle] Yeah! [takes a drink]
[walking towards camera, takes out his phone. sits and looks at it.] Wow. I'm actually conscious for January 1st this year. That hasn't happened since.... what day was that? Oh... January 1st.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Happy New Year! The first weekday of 2010! And I said I was gonna do a video every weekday in January. [leans into camera, speaks softly] Kinda sucks that January 1st is a weekday. Don't tell anyone I said that. Oh wait... I'm telling that to everyone. Oops.
Thank you all for your New Years resolution comments. Good luck with those. Especially mrdrunkhellokitty who said [shows comment] "Happy new year! My resolution is to not fall so often on my cat." I had the exact same problem with my ant farm. Now I have an ant apartment. [swats himself a few times]
petersimm93 has a textbook example of a great New Years resolution. Clear, concise, achievable goal. [shows comment] "Lick every window I walk past for the next three weeks." Kudos to you, Peter, for challenging yourself.
I did the exact same thing last year. Except instead of lick, it was punch. And instead of window, it was on-duty cop. And instead of "I walk past,' it was "that arrests me for public indecency." And instead of "for the next three weeks," it was "when I was breaking into people's homes stealing their liquor." But the sentence structure is the same.
Oh yeah, another thing. [gets up and walks to alternate camera angle, in which camera is pointed at the closet.] This is a different angle. [starts to walk back to his chair but turns quickly back to camera] I guess while I'm over here I should do something stupid. How about at the end of January if I get 100,000 subscribers, I'll make a video every weekday for the rest of the year. [Annotation appears on screen: SERIOUSLY] I must still be drunk.
[moving his head so that the lightbulb is reflected in his glasses] I have a serious case of light ball eye. [Annotation appears on screen: Light Ball=Light Bulb. I'm an idiot.]
So, if you wanna help me out, that'd be cool. [goes back to his chair and original camera angle]
Now it's time for a wink. Remember to respond to this video if you want me to use a wink in the next one.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
mrdrunkhellokitty, why do we fall down so much? [sips from bottle]

Recurring elements

comments, alternate camera angle, ultimatum, wink

Firsts

This is the first video in which Craig issues an ultimatum about what he'll do if he gets to 100,000 subscribers in January.

External links

Wheezy Ultimatum on YouTube