|Original Upload date||January 1, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Clarklikescereal3|
[Alarm goes off. Craig, in bed, hits it to make it stop. Keeps hitting it, knocking stuff over on his nightstand.]
[getting out of bed] Happy New Year! Woo! [he's holding a bottle] Yeah! [takes a drink]
[walking towards camera, takes out his phone. sits and looks at it.] Wow. I'm actually conscious for January 1st this year. That hasn't happened since.... what day was that? Oh... January 1st.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Happy New Year! The first weekday of 2010! And I said I was gonna do a video every weekday in January. [leans into camera, speaks softly] Kinda sucks that January 1st is a weekday. Don't tell anyone I said that. Oh wait... I'm telling that to everyone. Oops.
Thank you all for your New Years resolution comments. Good luck with those. Especially mrdrunkhellokitty who said [shows comment] "Happy new year! My resolution is to not fall so often on my cat." I had the exact same problem with my ant farm. Now I have an ant apartment. [swats himself a few times]
petersimm93 has a textbook example of a great New Years resolution. Clear, concise, achievable goal. [shows comment] "Lick every window I walk past for the next three weeks." Kudos to you, Peter, for challenging yourself.
I did the exact same thing last year. Except instead of lick, it was punch. And instead of window, it was on-duty cop. And instead of "I walk past,' it was "that arrests me for public indecency." And instead of "for the next three weeks," it was "when I was breaking into people's homes stealing their liquor." But the sentence structure is the same.
Oh yeah, another thing. [gets up and walks to alternate camera angle, in which camera is pointed at the closet.] This is a different angle. [starts to walk back to his chair but turns quickly back to camera] I guess while I'm over here I should do something stupid. How about at the end of January if I get 100,000 subscribers, I'll make a video every weekday for the rest of the year. [Annotation appears on screen: SERIOUSLY] I must still be drunk.
[moving his head so that the lightbulb is reflected in his glasses] I have a serious case of light ball eye. [Annotation appears on screen: Light Ball=Light Bulb. I'm an idiot.]
So, if you wanna help me out, that'd be cool. [goes back to his chair and original camera angle]
Now it's time for a wink. Remember to respond to this video if you want me to use a wink in the next one.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
mrdrunkhellokitty, why do we fall down so much? [sips from bottle]
This is the first video in which Craig issues an ultimatum about what he'll do if he gets to 100,000 subscribers in January.
Wheezy Ultimatum on YouTube