Wheezy Refresh

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"Wheezy Refresh"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 678
Original Upload date August 20, 2012
Running time 0:02:31
Intro Wheezy beard intro
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Transcript (in progress)

Hey beardlovers. From now on these pre-intros can be no longer than 10 seconds. This is a strict goal I'm making in order to keep them from going too long. And the way that I will make sure that they don't go too long is that I will have a clone come out and if I go over... Oh no.
- Goal achieved.
So, welcome to Wheezy Waiter. I'm your host Wheezy Waiter.
How did the producers ever manage to find a guy with the same name as the show? What a stroke of luck. Nope.
So relax.
Pull up a chair.
Already in a chair?
Pull up a chair for your chair.
Breathe easy.
Rest your hand in your pants.
Have some chips and salsa. Don't like it? Perhaps we should add some mustard.
A little cream cheese. There you go.
Dab a bit of Sharpie on your tongue for extra flavor.
And if you're in a hurry, you can wrap it up in this Saran Wrap to go. Dessert?
Have some jerky.
Agh, that's my finger. That's my finger.
Man, you eat jerky like jerks.
So are you new here? Well, that's great. We here at Wheezy Studios welcome all newcomers. Until now. Get out!
Still here? That's great. You passed the test. Click here to claim your prize.
Didn't click there? Good. That would've Rickrolled you. Or would it have?
Ow! Digital zoom bumped my head.
If you're old here, you may have noticed that things are moving a lot faster today and forever.
You probably didn't notice the forever part. If you did, that means you're omnipotent. If that's the case, could you tell me how Breaking Bad ends in the comments?
Never mind. I don't want to know. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes. No.
So remember the beginning of the year when I wrote down all those goals that I wanted to fail? You didn't realize I wanted to fail them? You didn't read the fine print.
Well, now I've erased that fine print, and I've updated the goals. In particular, we're closer now to our goal of 20,000 dollars for good causes. Habitat for Humanity sent us a letter that we raised all that money for them. Yay! I know the final total was more than that but there were fees. And fleas.
Secondly I'm going to make a video every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and upload it at 3 pm.
And they're also gonna be no longer than two and a half minutes.
Why? Well, I explain it all in my daily vlog, which will be linked at the end.
And thirdly I finally decided to pick up that green marker. And then I got an itch and I dropped it next to the blue marker that I had just set down. I had to update the goal.
So the two and a half minute limit challenges me to force all my content into a lesser amount of time for a better experience for you and I think the coffee's done and I love it when the coffee's done!
Fast to the coffee!
What? I'm not eating. Ah crap. I left the jerky here. Fast broken.
Hello. I'm experimenting with end graphics as you can see. Down there is a link to the daily vlog as well as other stuff.
Okay, I'm gonna go now. Oh! It appears I have laid an egg. I'm embarrassed. Broke it.

Recurring elements

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External links

Wheezy Refresh on YouTube