Wheezy Pleases Everyone
|"Wheezy Pleases Everyone"|
|Original Upload date||May 31, 2011|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Oh hey beardlovers. Thank you for deciding to watch today's video.
[shows burningflurber's comment:] I'm not.
Yes you are. You just responded to what I said.
[shows thehammster01's comment:] Oh the irony!
You're playing mind games with me.
[shows mdgnys' comment:] Inception?
No, we'd have to be asleep for that.
[shows trevor813's comment:] zzzz
Oh. Okay. [closes eyes, sleeps, and snores]
[shows TheHowittzer's comment:] BRAP!
[Craig wakes suddenly] Jerry Garcia! Sorry. I woke up for some reason.
[shows HamodiiiCR's comment:] You suck.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
[shows citylights453's comment:] Hey Craig.
No, I wasn't saying 'hey.' I was saying...
[shows jamesangi62's comment:] Hey beard!
[extreme closeup of Craig's beard. Deep voice:] Hey there.
[Craig:] Don't encourage them.
[Beard:] I'm sorry.
[shows Crakeification's comment:] Beardception.
Enough! Okay? I just wanted to thank you for watching this. I don't get to say thank you often enough.
[shows vancestevenh's comment:] Thanks Wheezy.
You're welcome. No! I'M saying thank you. You don't thank a thank you. You just say 'you're welcome.'
[shows sibeo's comment:] I noticed the smell Wheezy. You're welcome!
What smell? What are you talking about?
[shows fuller9090's comment:] I have noticed that you have been smelling better lately.
Oh, well, thank you. It's probably my new cologne. Soap. And water. I use it in the shower. Also I use the shower.
[shows Dootndoo's comment:] Your new smell is too mainstream. You smell like a sellout.
If showering is selling out, I don't want to buy in. Or something.
[shows VirDiligo's comment:] I'm sorry to say that, but you're not as funny as you used to be, Wheezy.
Huh? Wow. I guess the community has spoken. Quits YouTube.
[shows sooperalex's comment:] This has got to be one of the funniest videos you've made. Thanks.
Huh? Oh, thank you. I mean, you're welcome. I mean, what?! You're as inconsistent as the light outside today. Apparently.
[shows SeekritChannul's comment:] You need better CAMERA ANGLES!!
Oh. How's this? [looks at a camera angle above him]
[shows WillemHeida's comment:] We need to go deeper.
[slumped down in his chair, looking up at camera angle:] How's this?
[shows dweezy1688's comment:] We need to go DEEPER!
[lying on the floor:] I'm at the ground!
[shows UnladeHint's comment:] WE MUST GO DEEPER
[still lying on ihis back on the floor:] I can't go deeper.
[shows MrLordlyCalibur's comment:] BWAAAUUUUUM
[shows Teaspooninjabot's comment: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[still lying on floor, yells:] I CAN'T GO DEEPER!
[shows ynkno13's comment:] Your videos are getting so deep.
[still lying on the floor:] You're crazy!
[shows Aresftfun's comment:] Awesome!
[still lying on the floor:] I guess so. People love crazy people. You should try to be profitably crazy.
[shows LARPSC's comment] Profazy?
[still lying on the floor] Sure. I'm gonna get back to the normal angle. [gets up. In the next shot, there are black bars at the left and right of the frame] There we go.
[shows TaylorSwiftFan13J's comment] Oh god, the aspect ratio!!
Oh! Sorry! [pushes the black bars away so it's fullscreen again]
[shows corkypages' comment:] I love your videos but it's really bothering me that you still haven't put a bookshelf up.
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Boing! [moves his head and we can see a bookshelf behind him] Check it out! Whoaaa! [Focuses and zooms in and out on and away from the bookshelf] Craig pleases the audience again.
[shows LazyVloggs' comment] Pfsh... As if I read.
There's more than just books on there.
[shows brachyrachel's comment:] Wheezy isn't Wheezy with glasses. Contacts.
What? Fine. [takes off glasses] Here you go.
[shows weasleyyOcecee's comment:] Yay! The sexy glasses have made a comeback!
What? Okay. [puts on glasses, but they're sitting down his nose a little bit.]
[shows ihappentofly's comment:] You need to push up your glasses. It's bothering me.
[Craig growls and pushes up his glasses.]
[shows sarvigirl's comment:] No glasses? Glasses? Which one, Wheezy?
You know what? I don't know! How about I make a replica of this video without glasses? [Text on screen: go to wheezywaiter.com to see the no glasses video (not exactly the same)] You can go to wheezywaiter dot com to see that version. Okay? Got it?
[shows OlgerJan's comment:] Damnit. I fell asleep.
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro is interrupted halfway through]
[shows liduque's comment:] Your outro is too loud. There. I said it.
[The rest of the outro plays with the volume significantly reduced.]
[shows solarflare22's comment:] dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN *wink* [(ding)]
[shows KSaebinMusic's comment:] Wheezy Waiter, why you no use my wink? Sadface wink. [(ding)]
So, you wanna see pictures of me clowning around in Chicago?
[shows killerdude23233's comment:] No. I hate clowns.
[shows hibnj's comment:] Clowns are awesome.
Oh. Well, okay then. Follow one of the links in the doobly-doo to my pictures for the Samsung Coast to Coast photo post. And they're part of a contest so if you clicked "like" on them, that would be great. It would be awesome as clowns.
[shows vindelanda's comment:] I really love how if you do a product or brand placement you make it interesting and fun.
Oh. Well, thank you. I try.
[shows justinkneff's comment:] Sellout.
Oh. You may have a multiple personality type of problem.
[shows Rubensitoc's comment:] Burn that stupid orange pillow!
And one of those might be an arsonist.
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