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"Wheezy Institute"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 410
Original Upload date October 19, 2010
Running time 0:02:54
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by imepicray
Great People
Guests: Patrons and security guard at The Art Institute of Chicago
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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[slides in very close to camera/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Whoa! A little intimate right now. Back off. [Camera is a little further away.] Keep moving. [And a little further.] Throw her in reverse. [And a little further.] Whoa! [Camera tips over backward] Hehe. You totally just tripped into the wall on my skateboard. Hehe. Rad kickflip, Grandma!
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
In the comments, shortstufk13 writes [shows comment] What happened to quiet clone?
I don't know. He got away from me. I couldn't find him. Here, let me see. [turns] Hey Quiet Clone, where are ya?
[We can hear Quiet Clone mumbling quietly:] I'm over here.
[Craig starts looking around for him:] What?
[Quiet Clone mumbles quietly:] Over here.
[Craig:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] I'm over here.
[Craig:] Speak up!
[Quiet Clone:] Over here.
[Craig:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] Over here!
[Craig, still looking all over for him:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] I'm over here.
[Craig:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] I'm over here.
[Craig looks up:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] I'm over here.
[Craig looks to his left:] I'm over here!
[Quiet Clone:] Over here.
[Craig looks to his right:] What?
[Quiet Clone:] I'm over here.
[Craig looks at camera:] See?
KatTheGinger writes [shows comment] Wheezy Shoe. Talk about it.
Well, the Wheezy shoe is a shoe that I've asked my audience to design, and I will have a final design revealed in about two weeks.
[holds up hand] Imagine my hand is a foot, and this shoe is a shoe. [holds up Mythical Beast shoe] You're gonna put the shoe on like this [puts his hand inside the shoe] and then you're gonna walk like this [moves his hand in a seesaw gesture, like his hand is walking in the shoe.] Hopefully not exactly like this. You'd be kind of tippy. [puts shoe down] And that's all about the Wheezy shoe. [sniffs his hand] Phew!!! [waves his hand in front of his face] Oh, that makes it worse. Whew! [waves his foot in front of his face] Oh god!
Minced onions. [shakes minced onion flakes into his nose and mouth area] Ahh that's better.
[Sad face/sad music. Starts crying.] No I'm not crying because of the onions. What do you think I'm a wuss? I'm crying because I have a tender heart. [Suddenly stops crying. Sad music ends.]
So I'm still on vacation. I asked you what sights I should see while I'm in the exotic town of Chicago.
TheMissingSignal gave a popular suggestion. [shows comment] You should come down to the Art Institute of Chicago and imitate as many popular paintings/sculptures as possible.
Let's do it.
[A train car with Craig in the window moves along the map of Chicago.]
[Craig on the train. He looks out the window.]
[The eagle flies by the train car. Craig's fist emerges from the window and punches the eagle.]
[Back on the train, Craig smiles.]
[Shot of The Art Institute of Chicago. Craig stands in front of a statue, mimicking it. Craig stands in front of two wood-carved heads, brushing his hair back to mimic the carving of their hair. Craig stands in front of a painting, mimicking it. And another one. Walks up to a chest. Bends over beside it to mimic it. Camera pans to other people in the room. Craig walks up to another painting, shrugs and holds up his hands. Text on screen: stupid Monet!]
[Viewer:] Uhhhhhhhh... [Text on screen: 65.8 seconds] [Breathes in sharply] Okay. [Winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Craig mimics a painting of a woman holding a child. Craig acts like he's shaking the baby. The cameraman laughs.]
[Craig:] I'm good with kids.
[Craig walks up to a security guard in the museum. He stands beside him, mimicking him. The security guard speaks.]
[Craig:] Oh god, you're real! [Craig runs away. The security guard turns and laughs.]
[Still frame of a guy onscreen with text: Thanks to Exal for filming and showing me around the Art Institute of Chicago. http: //youtube.com/themissingsignal]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, comments, Quiet clone, Wheezy shoe, eagle, Supernote, wink, outtakes

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External links

Wheezy Institute on YouTube