Wheezy Goes More Bananas
|"Wheezy Goes More Bananas"|
|Original Upload date||July 12, 2011|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||elkauppila|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So today I've been feeling a bit sentimental looking back on past accomplishments because I've been reorganizing my files. Or having my clones do it. [A clone emerges with a huge pile of stuff.]
[Clone:] Where do you want all this stuff?
[Craig:] I don't care. Wherever. [Pauses and then yells at the clone.] Don't drop it! [Does it again, clearly trying to frighten the clone.] Don't drop it!
[Clone:] You're not helping.
I thought he was gonna drop it. Sorry for the lack of comedy.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So speaking of being nostalgey, I was going through my videos from almost a year ago today, and it was interesting to... wait, what's that? [Zooms camera to his fridge. Dun dun dun music] There's bananas on top of my fridge!
Why does that seem familiar? [A song starts playing.] My guitar is calling me. [Holds up hand and the guitar travels across the room to his hand. He grabs it, plays and sings:]
They're sitting on my fridge,
They're shaped just like a bridge.
You can throw them on the floor. [He throws a banana on the floor]
You can not throw them on the floor. [Takes another banana, holds it up like he's going to throw it on floor but he doesn't.]
Yum yum yum yum [eats a banana]
Potassium coats my belly, [Picture with text: Potassium not cocaine]
When I wake up, [wakes up and takes a bite of banana]
With coffee cup, [a banana is sticking out of his coffee cup. He takes a bite.]
And Regis and Kelly.
Ohhhhhhh, how it feels [banana peels flying through the air]
To be buried in the peels. [Craig is lying on the floor, with banana peels on him.]
They grow out of the earth,
They're shaped like expecting birth,
You can eat them all at once [Craig puts a whole banana in his mouth and then throws peel on floor]
There's an unsuspecting dunce. [The clone emerges carrying a big pile of stuff.]
[Craig looks behind him at the clone, expectantly. Waits. The clone steps over the banana peel, avoiding it as he carries stuff into the kitchen. As he comes out of the kitchen, Craig looks excited again. He steps over it again. He walks near it a couple more times. Then sees it on the floor.]
[Clone:] Oh hey! Banana peel! [Throws the gigantic pile of stuff into the air. Picks up banana peel and eats it. Craig looks disgusted.]
You can make them into bread,
But if you eat too much
You'll be banana dead.
They can help you count your time,
One banana, two banana, three... oh that's a lime.
Ohhhhhhh, how it feels [Craig is lying on floor, dropping banana peels on himself]
To be buried
In the peels.
Oh how it appeals [Banana peels flying through the air]
To your tastebuds
While eating meals. [Craig alternates eating his meal with eating a banana.]
[Takes a bite of his meal.] Meal tastes good. [Takes a bite of banana.] Mmm. Banana tastes good. [Takes a bite of his meal.] Mmm. Meal tastes good. [Takes a bite of banana.] Mmm. Banana tastes good.
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] Oh I remember why that song is familiar! It's because I sang the first part of it almost a year ago in this video right here [points to clickable annotation]. You can click here to watch it. Go right ahead.
Also, if you haven't had enough banana-ness, here's a new bananas shirt. It has examples of how a banana is on the fridge, how it's shaped like a bridge, how you can throw it on the floor, or not throw it on the floor. Also, free shipping on any shirt in the Wheezy Wardrobe in the US and discounted shipping in Canada and Europe.
If you've learned anything from this video, it's that you should not eat a banana peel. Okay? My clone would have gotten sick but I sent him to the alligator pit and he's dead anyway. [Noise from offscreen] I think. What's that noise?
[Craig lying on the floor with banana peels around him. Throws a peel in the air. It lands next to him. Throws it again. It lands just above his head.]
[Craig puts a whole banana in his mouth and turns to camera with his cheeks and mouth full of banana.]
The previous video in which Craig sang the first part of the song is Wheezy Waiter Goes Bananas.
Wheezy Goes More Bananas on YouTube