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|Original Upload date||March 10, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||LayzEdd|
Hey beardlovers. I'm in the Vegas countryside with Bill aka doctornoise. [Bill runs out from behind a tree, does a kick in the air, and poses as if holding a gun as camera zooms in. Title on screen: Dr. Noise]
He took me out here for some awesome dessert. Hey, where's the dessert, Bill?
[Bill gestures to the surroundings and looks around. Shot of landscape.]
Oh, I see what happened here.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So. I'm in the Vegas desert. Thanks a lot, Bill. Oh look. There's a rock. [picks up rock]
So I wonder if...
[Bill:] Hey! My rock's bigger. [shot of Bill with his foot up on a much larger rock. He points to it. Craig throws down the little rock he picked up before. Picks up one that's slightly larger.]
[Bill shakes his head. Craig throws down that rock.]
I wonder if there's coffee in the desert. Jump cut.
[closer to camera now] I think I smell it. I think it's done. Jump cut.
[far away from camera] I love it when the coffee's done! [runs to camera] Whew... I think I jump cut too far.
[Walking] I'm gonna find this coffee. I know it's out here. I can smell it.
So earlier doctornoise and I filmed a Geddan video. Don't know what that is? There's a link to one in the doobly-doo. Here's some of what we did.
[Craig and Bill walk away from a tripod with a camera on it.]
[Bill:] Wheezy Waiter!
[Craig:] Doctor Noise!
[They both jump in the air. They jump in the air again.]
[Text on screen: Final video will be up on Dr. Noise's Channel eventually]
Pretty sure I'm going to find coffee out here. Less sure about sugar and cream. Good thing I drink my coffee black.
So. In the news today, bushes [shot of bushes]. Rocks [shot of rocks]. Bigger rocks [shot of bigger rocks]. Shoe [shot of shoe]. What's a shoe doing out here? [zooms out to reveal it's on Craig's foot] Oh it's mine. WHAT? Mountains [shot of hill]. Sky [shot of sky]. Grass [shot of grass]. Some guy picking his nose [Craig starts to pick his nose, sees camera and stops]. Oh it's me. WHAT?
[Craig walks up a small hill.] Hey! [picks up coffee cup] Oh, just wait until I tell Bill. He's gonna be so excited I found coffee in the desert. Hey Bill! I found coffee!
[Bill:] Cream and sugar?
[Craig:] No, it's black.
[Craig stares at him]
[Bill:] What are you looking at?
[Craig:] You're not wearing pants.
[Bill looks down and snorts:] This is the desert. Nobody wears pants in the desert.
[Craig sighs:] Jump cut.
[Craig is back in his apartment]
I'm back home. And my coffee's back in its rightful mug. [holds up coffee mug] Wish I wouldn't have paid for a plane ticket. I could have traveled by jump cut. Uh oh!
[Fridge is moving] Help me! I accidentally jump cut into my refrigerator.
[Winker winks and as it dings, his mustache disappears. He smiles, but is shocked when he touches his lip and screams]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Bill runs out from behind a tree, does a kick in the air, and poses as if he's holding a gun. He almost falls over. He and Craig laugh.]
[Bill:] Do it again. [Goes behind the tree again]
[Craig:] No, do it again. Just hold that pose.
[Craig and a clone stand side by side in desert. They both say in unison:] WHAT?
The Geddan video that Craig and Bill filmed that day is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-uBAFdjgo
Wheezy Desert on YouTube