Wheezy, Interrupted

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"Wheezy, Interrupted"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 544
2011
Original Upload date August 22, 2011
Running time 0:03:04
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Wink submitted by MikuProjectOcarina
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I'm glad you're here. Uh.... 'cause there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. I'm.... this... I'm... I'm really nervous... I wanted to profess my undying love... for Michael Bolton. [picture of Michael Bolton appears onscreen] [Craig sings:] When a man loves Michael Bolton, can't sing the original lyrics to this song. 'Cause despite beautiful, long curly flowing blonde hair that he had in the 90s, Michael Bolton's a guy. [stops singing] So you see my predicament here.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
No, don't worry. My love for Michael Bolton doesn't interfere with my love for Scarlett Johansson. [picture of Scarlett Johansson appears] There's room in my heart for both Scarlett Johansson and Scarlett Johansson. [picture of Michael Bolton disappears] What was I talking about?
Movin' on. Today's August 22nd, Monday.
[A clone extends a bottle of sunscreen into frame:] Can I bring sunscreen?
[Craig:] What?
[Clone leans into frame holding the sunscreen:] If we're gonna be moving, we're gonna go outside. We should probably have sunscreen.
[Craig:] No, I said "moving on." To the next subject.
[Clone:] Oh. [pauses] Is the new subject outside?
[Craig:] No!
[Clone:] Oh. [Back out of frame]
[Craig:] Alright, so. It's Monday. The beginning of the work week. They say Sunday's the beginning of the week but let's be serious, Monday's the beginning of the week. It's when you actually start doing...
[Clone extends a dumbbell into frame:] Perhaps some weights will help?
[Craig:] What?
[Clone:] Well, if everyone's gonna start being weak, we should probably exercise. So we stay strong. So we can protect ourselves.
[Craig:] No, week. W-e-e-k. The length of time?
[Clone:] Oh. [pauses] Well, will you be doing any exercise this week?
[Craig:] No. You know how lazy I am.
[Clone:] Oh.
[Craig turns to camera.]
Anyway, speaking of work week, I used to make videos every weekday on this channel and lately I've been slacking. I've been skipping days...
[The clone extends a shoe into frame:] Better make sure to wear the proper footwear if you're gonna be skipping. You don't want to hurt your...
[Craig jumps out of his chair:] No! No! I'm not talking about skipping around like this [starts skipping in place and keeps skipping while talking]. I'm talking about skipping days making videos. Okay? Sometimes words have different meanings, misunderstanding overly helpful clone!
[Clone:] It looks like you're skipping now. If you go outside, you better bring some sunscreen.
[Craig:] No! Get out! Just get out! [Clone backs out of frame]
So anyway, in the next coming weeks, I'm gonna try to make videos more often and stay home, not travel so much. [whale sounds] What's that, whale? My pet whale's trying to say something. [more whale sounds] You're reminded of a joke? Let's hear it. Where do you weigh whales? I don't know. Where? The whale weigh station? Oh. Hahahahaha. Whale weigh station.
[Speech impediment guy:] I don't undoestand, Wheezy Waitoe.
Yeah, you wouldn't get it, speech impediment clone. But that was a good one, whale. You're too much. Too much, whale.
[A clone singing a song can be heard:] Hush little baby, don't say a word. [There's a clone sitting behind Craig singing.] Momma's gonna buy...
[Craig:] What are you doing?
[Misunderstanding overly helpful clone:] I'm singing to your baby who's been crying.
[Craig:] I don't have a baby...
[Misunderstanding overly helpful clone:] Too much crying.
[Craig:] Too much crying? Too much... whale... Too much wail? I was refer... I was talking to my pet whale! No, there's no crying... AUGH! That's a horrible pun! Ugh! I'm outta here! [Gets up and run towards kitchen.] Ugh!! [Jumps in the alligator pit. Alligator munches.]
[The Craig with the guitar strums and turns to camera.] Heh. I love messing with clones. They can only take so many puns. I'm the real Craig. Or am I? [dramatic zoom and dun dun dun music] I am. I'm sure. Pretty sure.
[Viewer-submitted outro theme and wink (ding)]
[Craig sits with a picture of Michael Bolton onscreen to his right and a picture of Scarlett Johansson onscreen to his left.] This is like a really weird conscience thing I have going on right now. This is... [points to Scarlett's picture] my sinful side. And this represents [points to Bolton] my... constip... constipated side?

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, song, Scarlett Johansson, Misunderstanding overly helpful clone, whale tank, speech impediment guy, alligator pit, wink

Firsts

This is the first appearance of Misunderstanding overly helpful clone.

External links

Wheezy, Interrupted on YouTube