|"Wheezy's Day Off"|
|Original Upload date
April 30, 2010|
Wheezy beard intro|
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[slides in very close to camera/singing rug]
Today's video sucks! Or not. Depending upon your opinion.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
The good news is I have the day off today. The bad news is I'm dying. Wait, that's not the bad news. The bad news is no Free Bagel Friday. [Audience jeers and boos] Oh, hey, calm down, booing sound effect that I put in after I recorded this video. We're gonna have lots of fun.
[Swinging a sword] Ninja sword! Woo!
Bored. Agh, geez, so bored. What should I do? I could play with the ninja sword. Nope, I already did that.
There's other stuff to do. I do lots of stuff. There's, like, things like the ninja sword, uh... other stuff.
What do you guys do on your day off? I'd like to try that.
[A clickable annotation appears on screen: Go Outside]
Go outside? How'd you do that? Guess I could do...
[Another clickable annotation appears: Sleep]
Oh! Sleep? Ooh, I like sleep. I like that a lot.
What... what should I do? I should do one of those. Go outside, go to sleep. Click on one. I'll try it. Better hurry, though. I'm... I'm dying of boredom here. [grabs his chest] Oh no! I might be dying of boredom here. You better... better pick one. Quick. I might... I might actually.... just die... [leaning back in his chair] I never heard of anyone dying of boredom before, but I think I... might be... [Dies. The annotations disappear. Craig isn't moving.] Thanks a lot for not picking one. I died. [His head falls back again, dead.]
[Clickable annotation appears on screen: Click here to get off your butt and actually make a choice, please :) ]
singing rug, interactive video
Wheezy's Day Off on YouTube