What's a Radio?
|"What's a Radio?"|
|Original Upload date||October 17, 2011|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers, it's October 17th. Happy birthday, Evel Knievel. [Picture of him and his name appear on screen.] But Evel, shouldn't it be pronounced neevel? [pause] You don't have to answer that. You're dead. [Text appears below Knievel's name: 1938-2007]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[tapping his chin with his forefinger] You know, at the end of this video, I think we'll have some cake in Evel Knievel's honor. What's hitting my chin? [looks down] Oh it's my finger.
So all birthdays aside, today I want to...
[shows comment by Stroolet123:] Best intro ever.
Oh well, thank you. Yeah, sometimes spelling in the English language can be inconsistent and i just wanted to point out...
[shows comment by chainsawbuddy:] House my hare?
Uhh, your rabbit needs a home? Well, you should probably take it to an animal shelter. I hear public service announcements on the radio about it. Do they take rabbits? I don't...
[shows comment by SocialCantaloupe:] What is a radio?
[sighs] Oh yeah, kids today... Well, when I said radio, I was referring to that device that makes sounds in your car.
[shows comment by TheCurlyBrackets:] mmmmmmm
No, I believe that's the engine or you're eating Campbells soup. I was talking about the thing that plays music.
[shows comment by BumperJumperFilms:] Bee Gees for the win!
Well, yes, they play music, but they're not in the car.
[shows comment by domedparker101:] Safe.
Well, yes, it's safer to not be in a car than to be in a car, that's true, but I'm not saying the Bee Gees are never in a car.
[shows comment by KILLERMILLER:] What?
They're just not the thing that's playing music in your car unless one of them is like your brother or something and you ask them to play a live show in your car.
[shows comment by Boodrowski53:] We're brothers!
You're a brother of one of the Bee Geees?
[shows comment by justtoleaveacomment7:] Derp.
Okay, regardless, the thing that's in the car that plays back recorded music that it gets with its antenna through the air is the radio. It's got numbers on it that represent radio stations. You can pick whichever one you want.
[shows comment by mashandy:] Boogers!
No, you don't need a radio to pick that.
[shows comment by TheBassoonhero:] lol. wut?
[Craig sighs] You're not getting this. Alright, let's go to my car. I'm gonna put my shoes on. [Grabs a pair of shoes]
[shows comment by project71beats:] How come you never wear the Wheezy shoe?
I do sometimes. Okay, I'll put those on. [Grabs a pair of the Wheezy shoes]
[shows comment by mutualsighsoO:] Ever since the Michael vid, when there's a closeup of Wheezy's feet, I wonder if they are actually his feet.
Why would I fake that? I know how to tie my own shoes. Pfft. [Ties shoes by twirling the laces and sticking them into the top of his shoe. Then puts duct tape on the laces so they don't come undone.] Alright. Let's go. [gets up and walks towards door]
[shows comment by LukeRageBar:] Hey! No shoes on the carpet!
What? Oh fine! [Bends down]
[Now in his car] See? This is a radio. This is what a radio looks like! [Smacks the radio with his hand. Closeup of his fingers fumbling with the radio. Sound of static.]
[shows comment by JuusoTurunen:] wow
Oh hey, I left cookies in here. [Craig grabs a bunch of cookies and shoves them into his mouth with one hand, making nomming sounds. A few fall to the floor of his car.] Oh no. I spilled cookies on the rug. [Shot of cookies on floormat.]
[shows comment by Gurke30876:] Sweet carpet.
[back in his apartment, sits down.] There. Now you know exactly what a radio is.
[shows comment by maximpwnsallyoufolks:] Was he the one who got ate by fire ants?
Gah, how many times do I have to explain this?
[shows comment by strcca:] 30
You know what, I'm just going to put a link in the doobly-doo.
[shows comment by uksematt123:] I love when you say 'in the dubily doo'
Thank you. It's just a word I started saying because I don't feel like saying description all the time.
[shows comment by TheChancho123 which is a reply to uksematt123's comment:] If you like 'doobily do' then you'll love the vlogbrothers. That's where he got it from.
[laughs] Actually, I came up...
[shows comment by SocialCantaloupe which is a reply to TheChanco123's comment:] I thought Dan Brown came up with doobily do. I could be wrong.
Well, you are wrong. I actually came up...
[shows comment by LifenProse which is a reply to SocialCantaloupe's comment:] Wheezy Waiter came up with it. Then Hank and John (vlogbrothers) copied him and then all the nerdfighters (Dan is a nerdfighter) started using it as welll as beardlovers.
Well, yeah, that's right. I didn't even have to say anything. Why don't you guys just talk amongst yourselves?
[shows comment by GreenLeifs:] My name is Carl.
[shows comment by OriginofLunacy:] How's my hair?
[shows comment by TheoAndTheRobot:] Carl, your hair's fine.
[shows comment by 101sunflare:] I hardly believe that.
[shows comment by TwoStupidGirlsYT:] No really. How's my hair?
[shows comment by MrsCptJackHarkness:] Your hair is lovely Gary... Carl.
[shows comment by hardeeikel1:[ Whahaha. I got the names mixed up. OMG. Sorry ppl.
[shows comment by fun6001:] That was lame.
See? You're all doing fine on your own.
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[shows wink comment by dpxmidisplaylol (ding)]
[shows wink comment by OurUniversalLaughter (ding)]
[shows wink comment by ikbenbeterinclubpeng (ding)]
Augh! Guh! Gah! Guh! [silent for a moment] Gah! Guh! How many... Gah! How many times do I have to explain this?
[shows comment by itsalliethecupcake:] want cake?
Oh yeah, the cake. I thought you'd forget about that. That was a lie.
[black screen for six seconds]
[then a picture of a birthday cake and title beneath the photo: or was it?]
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