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WheezyWaiter through the years

WheezyWaiter in 2007

June	you make me feel so dumb · The Chum · feelin' lazy · the duchess and the dirtwater fox · I have it · Slap! · Rock Show! · Makin' Whoopi · leave it to cleavage · since you've been trained · Home · Corner Store · The Fountain · when nate met sally · Good Morning · Beard Science · Sippin' Larson and Juice · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Room · Too Nate Too Furious · Roller Coaster of Rent · Late Night Flip Flop

July	Peacockula · Krang Time · Ian-dence Day · the day after yesterday · To Friends · cap'n crunch time · Vega Genesis · Holiday Road! · Verbal Tip · That'll be Costenya · doctor doctor · wheezy warden? · nepotistic baseballistic missile

August	teaser · Barack Around the Block · Chips and Salsa · moth gum · lost in trainsnathan · the screen test · Wheezy Western

September	Opera Sox · multi-split-city · Butterball

October	The Hood Interview · Two Craigs, One Birthday

November	Swan Song

December	A Very Wheezy Christmas

WheezyWaiter in 2008

January	Silent Waiter · cincuenta

April	Spring Cleaning

May	I'm Swayze for You · Nothing You Ever Wanted to Know About Wheezy Waiter · Shaving Face

June	Obampadour · The Magnificent Levin · Father's Day Out · Take On Chores · Please Comment (Not a Clever Title)

July	Good News for People who Love Bidets · 600 · Wall-IMDBEEEEE · July of 4th The · Bug Junk! · The Temple of Ringo · Jurassic Salsa · Glosstrophobia · The Trophy Thief · Bad Noodles · The Dark Knight (and Robin) Trailer · Comb on Over · Walkabout · Field Reporting · Ba(n)d Practice · The Lottery · Punch Drunk Hate · 77. Goal!

August	The Wheezy Knight

October	Economicon

November	Silent Senate · Chicago Obama Rally · 82_Naps · Neti Pots

December	Lego my Blago · Freezy Waiter · Happy New Year!

WheezyWaiter in 2009

January	Calendars · Pajama Jam · Breakfast 1: Black Eyed Peanut Butter and Toast · Breakfast 2: Eggs Over Easy E · Breakfast 3: New Wavos Rancheros · Breakfast 4: Bananarama · Breakfast 5: Flock of Bagels · Breakfast 6: Smart Start My Heart · Breakfast 7: Hall and Oatmeal · NEW VERSION Breakfast 8: Eggo and the Bunnymen · Breakfast 9: Toast and PeaNeutral Milk Hotel Butter · Winks, Lies, and Videotape · Breakfast 10: Granola Tengo · Barack Obomelette · Iggy Pop Tart · Balance · Eggs Benatar · Apple Jackson 5 · Get Over Yourself · Scramblin' Man · Fruit Loose · (Im)peach

February	Kelloggs Frosted Flashback · Kokomo Krispies · Take a Look at me Now · Dimecode · Free Bangle Friday · One Take Waiter · Pizza Control · Haiku Mom · Torn Pops · Videografist · Cha-Ching · Walk-a-logue · The Things I Love · The Conclusion! · Wheezy Fail Boat · Braneater · Honey Smack · Top 5 Board Games · The Mamas and the Pop Tarts · Awards · Soul Coffee · Knowledge Glasses · Paul McDonald's · Toast and Nelly

March	The Point of Yes Return · Jumpy · I Want Your Chex · Parfait-rophobia · Scars · Sniffles · Lighting a candle for Rwanda (for vlogbrothers) · Pack Rat · Crepe · Ford Fiesta Future · Bad News · Procraigstination · Good News

April	Hollandaise Road · The Final Result of All Human Achievement · Right Said Bread · Midweaster · The Long Goodbye · Youtube Gets Paid · Earth Day? · Laundry Day · The Fiesta has Arrived

May	Something Real · Situation Tragedy · Fiscal Challenge · Remember Mother's Day? · Joe the Torture Photographer · Wicker Park is so Cool · City Limits (Fiesta Mission 1)

June	Monkey Falls off Bike · Bikini Carwash · Staring Contest · Sexy Sexy Bedhead · Goodbye Analog TV · Segway? · Driftless Pony Club · Show Gun · Apology · A Phone Call with Driftless Pony Club

July	Segway Tour (Ford Fiesta Mission 2) · 6am · All Time Love Shack · Central Park Slap · Fear and Loathing in Coney Island · Pitchfork Music Festival (Ford Fiesta Mission 3) · Pita Gabriel · Brian Pretzel Orchestra · Classy 101

August	Weight Loss 101 · Perfection 101 · Legends of Archery (Driftless Pony Club music video) · Self 101 · St. Pauly Boys · I'm Sorry

September	Poker for Charity · ROP · AMP · Beard Trivia for the gameshow Truth or Fail · Clutter 101 · Clutterbank · Secrets 101 · Bonorail · Indiana Jones & Raiders of the Lost Summary

October	Tour de Beard 1 · Tour de Beard 2: Omaha · Tour de Beard 3: Colorado Springs · Tour de Beard 4: Boulder · Tour de Beard 5: Birthday in the Mountains · Tour de Beard 6: San Diego · Tour de Beard 7: Tucson · Tour de Beard 8: Las Vegas · Tour de Beard 9: San Francisco · Tour de Beard 10: Portland · Tour de Beard 11: Seattle · Tour de Beard 12: Spokane · Tour de Beard 13: The Longest Journey · Tour de Beard 14: The End · Danger Zone!

November	Stab Stab Stab · Tripodyssey · Ding in Space · L.A. Bound · The Perfect Siblings

December	Butter Udder · Is it a Good Idea to Microwave this? (trailer) · Vloggy Style · I Love Puppies · The Clone Chores · Project for Awesome - Action Against Hunger · Video Every Weekday in January

WheezyWaiter in 2010

January	Wheezy Ultimatum · Nerds, Jocks, Musicians, Pimps & Druggies · Obama Talks to People! · Wheezy 1 Billion · My TV is Thick · Northern/Southern · Decaf · Bulgy · Who'll Stop the Rain · Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese · Red Scare · Best Job in the World · Sick Sick Sick · There is no Hat · Broken Bad · Flux You · Tweeting Dog? · Advatar · State of the Beard · Wheezy iPad · The Month is Over!

February	The Drinky British · TOYOTA · No Moon Landing · Panda Express Myself · Tuft Luck · E Pluribus Football · Stupid · DanceQuake · Leggo My Eggo Hole · Dad vs. Abraham Lincoln · Lincoln's Revenge · No More Holidays · Dizzy Dizzy Dizzy · Peter the Shirt · I'm Dying

March	Life Off · Frogs · It's Raining Fish · Wheezy Shoe · Kitty Squished in Trashcan · Green Vegas · VegassageV · Wheezy Desert · Fine Welcome Home · Who Wants To Be A YouTubillionaire 2!? · Dominooooooooos · Igloos vs Teepees · @anywhere · Kiss Parts of Me. I'm Part Irish. · Dinosaurs vs Robots · Bagel of Destiny · H2 Uh Oh · Whale Munchies · It Sucks/I Love You · Framing 101 · A Coffee Story · On the Go · Cats vs Dogs · Fist Collider

April	Wheezy Waiter is NAKED! · April Fools Hangover · Oh No! Coffee Shirts! · Trouble with my Ex · Explosion Wednesday! · START · Comment Tiiiiiiiiiiiime · How to not make a Viral Video · Late · KABOOOOOOOOOOOM! · Stupid American · Forewarning · Radio Killed the Internet Nerd · How to Make a Plural · How to Read · The Crying Game · Beauty 101 · 300th · Youtube Corrupts Children! · Kitchsplosion! · Travelllllllllling · Wheezy's Day Off

May	This Video Will Change The World Forever! · Red · Killing Clones is not Murder · Original Craig · There's a Death at the End of This Video · Intro to Wheezy Waiter · Teleporting Hologram Motorsports Water Cup · Eye Care is a Myth · How It All Ends · To Garch or Not to Garch · Blame-o · Suuuunglasses · Thumpnail · Hot Dude · Planet-eating Star · Sexiest Channel on Youtube · Juggle Boogie · Deep Dark Secret Hot Dog Rain Dance

June	World Domination · Indoor Trap Shooting · I Hate Things · Ode to Cadmium · World Oceans Day · A Streetcar Named Explosion · Feelings 101 · Wheezy in Wonderland · Flag Day · My First Video · Tiny Bubbles · Millionaire Dogs · Tip Your Waiters · Derbyshire · Last Word Freak · Sarcasm 101 · 100,000 Hugs · My New-ish Episode of Truth or Fail · Ideas Unlimited · Every Wheezy Waiter Video Ever Made · Awesome Power Line Fire

July	British Rule of Canada · Flying Cars are Real?! · Craig Ave. · Vidcon · Handstand 101 · Volcanic Lightning! · How to Become Famous Overnight · Oodles and Oodles · Trust 101 · Allergies 101 · The Middle of the Fding Week · The Point of Life · Monkeys vs. Apes · Kings of Pigeon · Life Finds a Way · Battleship Earth · Wheezy Waiter Goes Bananas · Wheezy vs Santa

August	Recovery Sleep · When I was Hideous · Coronal Mass Ejection · Too Much Good News · Slap Fight! · Discontinuity Song · Apologizers · Your Perseus Is Showing · Wheezy Treasure: Wrinkle of Secrets · Karma Monkey · Tuesday 101 · Safety Lessons · Manatee Thursday · Craig vs Clone · Missing Alligator · FDing · Dear Future Craig · Big · Trinidad NOT Tobago

September	Things Take Time · Past vs Sandwich vs Future · Soft Journalism · Laboriousness · The Grey Area · Rat Heroes · Craig vs Canada · The Wonder and Magic of DANCE! · I Love it When the Coffee's Done · Coffee did a bad thing? · Too Sexy for my Clone · Oddball · All Aliens go to Heaven · How to Live Forever · UFO · Dieting 101 · Commental · High Tech Lifestyle · National Coffee Day? · 400

October	Team Beard - Supernote 2010 · CompariSon · Wheezynote Supershoe · WHAT?! · Wheezy Eagle · Noise Pollution · Attention · Opinions 101 · Vacation 101 · Wheezy Institute · Relaaaaaax · ZOO · Willis Tower · Hot Calcium · At the Studio · Time Travel and Zombies · A Special Message From Wheezy Waiter

November	The Great Excitement of the Day · Man Swallows Quarter · The Art of Conversation · Clone Takeover · Introducing the Wheezy Shoe · Arguably Canada · Clones, Lasers, and Antimatter, Oh My! · Anti-Social Media · You Got It, Dude · Heavy Metal Sun · Sparklegate · Juice

December	Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy · The Spy Who Drugged Me · Comfort Zone · Clone in Space · Corruption 101 · Project for Awesome 2010 · Tron Premiere · EXPLOSION: The Musical · The Wheezy Identity · One Take Waiter (for real) · Inclementary · Quiet Quake

WheezyWaiter in 2011

January	A Serious 2011 · Isaac Newton's Birthday · Types of Explosions/Win an iPad! · Clone in Love · How to be a Hero · Wheezy Waiter Sux · Antimatter Elmo · Sickly Waiter · How to do the Dishes · History 101 · The Poe Toaster · Raiders of the Lost Sandwich · A Family Affair ·

February	True Fist · Water Powered Jet Pack?! · Wheezy Wider · Dance Dance Dance Dance · Career 101 · Stretch Stretch Stretch · Driftless · For the Love of Day · Coca-Cola Recipe Revealed! · Astronaut Clone · Empathy 101 · Sexy Clone · Laser Storm! and Giveaway! · Line Dance? · Thinking 101 · Girl Scout, Interrupted

March	Distract · Beauty 102 · Late Night with Wheezy Waiter · Beards on the Run 1 - I Quit · Beards on the Run 2 - SPRINGFIELD, MO! TONIGHT! · Beards on the Run 3 - A New Friend · Beards on the Run 4 - The Cliff · Beards on the Run 5 - Strong Arm · Beards on the Run 6 - The Letter · Beards on the Run 7 - Road Fighter · Beards on the Run 8 - Road Fighter II · Doomsday Bunker · You Can't be Sexy · The Most Original Video on Youtube · Mercury, Turkey, and Clones

April	Pixar and Youtube · Love Fury! · Outside Adventure · Compromise 101 · 200 Take Wonder · How to Drive · China Bans Time Travel? · Fear 101 · The Most Inspiring Video on Youtube · Kitchen Conspiracy · Clone Kitchen (Alternate POV of Kitchen Conspiracy) · No Pants · Moving Out · Moving Out (Clone Point of View) · My 500th Video

May	My New Digs · No Internet Song · Positive · Negative · Bringing Internet Back · The Most Limitless Video on Youtube · A Conversation with Yesterday's Comments · Exploding Watermelon! · The Coffee Saga · The End of the World · EXPLOSION! · Apocalypse Yes · The Lazy Professional · Wheezy Pleases Everyone

June	Wheezy Spectacular! · Sexy in L.A. · Where's Sexy Clone? · Bringing Sexy Back · Father's Day Song · Time 101 · Doctor Clone · Shocking Headlines Ignite Fiery Passion · Popcorn Brain · Greetings

July	Where I Been? · A Farm in the City? · Forever Young · Wheezy Goes More Bananas · Worst Wheezy Video Ever · Heat Wave · Hole in My Jeans · Drifting · Where we are Going · Meteor!

August	Competition 101 · Pant · 127 Minutes · Wizard Uncle · The Other Side of the Van · Drumstick of Destiny · Dinosaur Rocket Syndrome · Bitter · Quiet Clone's Secret · Wheezy, Interrupted · Back to School Tips · Canada Strikes Back · Quitting 101 · Wheezycon · Michael · Wednesday Takeover

September	How to Survive a Fall From an Airplane · Pavement vs Water · Wheezy Pleases No One · The Clone Family · Cast Awaiter · Special Edition · Interruptions · Fat Action · The Sky is Falling · What to do During a Break-In · There's Something out There · Failure 101 · The Stagehand

October	Man Eats Sandwich · Add Time to Your Life · Got Drunk · Smile · Lois Won't See This · Wheezy Trailer · Happy Fontanalia Day · My Brother · What's a Radio? · Everything you Need to Know · INSPECTORS OF INSPECTORS by Driftless Pony Club · Scar! · Quantity vs Less Quantity · 7 Billion · Animation Day · Ghosts

November	Average Hotel · ROCK · Tore Tower Two-er · Strange Bedfellows · How to Pass the Time · The New Alphabet · How to Survive a Nuclear Blast · I Got New Legs! · Where's the Fire?

December	For the Dudes · Spin Zone · I Met a Girl · Habitable Planet Discovered? · Unfinished Busi____ · Success! · Time Window · Fun · I'm Alive · Earth Sized Planets Found · Sleepmas · Listful

WheezyWaiter in 2012

January	Granolja Boy · Meteors, Dinosaurs, and Foot Rubs · How to Stay Warm · How to Record an Album · The Most Honest Video Ever · Someone is Missing · The Wigged Man · Tick Tock · Strangers and Echos, Stranchos? · The Wig Sleep · Piggy Back · The Charlie Incident · Hidden Talents

February	McDonald's Goo · Multitasking 101 · Jelly Jam · Biggest Waste of Time on Youtube · I Brain You · The Hard Way · Board Leader · Chair vs Couch · Celebrity Thinking Day · Wheezy Responds

March	Home India Home · American Beauty · Giant Solar Flare · The Stand · The Joy of Being Upright · How to Balance · World Water Day · OK Stop

April	Be the Comet · Background Music · The Comments That Cried Wolf · Heartthrob for Hire · Ze Frankliners · It's Definitely Monday · Naked Argument · How to Cure Boredom · What is a Beardlover? · Meteor Meteor Meteor · Ground Clonetrol

May	I'm Still Here · Unearthing · Super Earth · On the Meteor · Hot Side of the Moon · Numbers · Wheezy Barcelona

June	Sit Down · Relaxy Time · Numbers Numbers Numbers · Secondhand illions · ] · Dinosaurs Comments Camping Grandma · Real Laughter · Wrong Turn · Save the Whale · Big Time · Tidal · No, I Did Tell You · Where We Been

July	Highway Hypnosis · Wheezycon 2 (Vidcon 2012) · How to Fight the Sun · Quiet Takeover · Tempting Fate · How to Cheat · Coffee and Pancake w/ Rainn Wilson · Gun Lapse · Did My Whale Invade London · Training - Invade London · Invade London Dungeon

August	The Whale is Not Enough - Invade London · Whale Another Day - Invade London · Whale Bait - Invade London · How to Join Team USA - Invade London · Ode to Whale - Invade London · Wheezy Refresh · · Midair Collision · Goodbye Trophy... For Now · I Love Juice · Testing Out a New Idea · The Most Helpful Video on Youtube

September	Happy Labor Day · What? · How to Handle Internet Fame · Is Hollywood Losing? · The Hunger Flames · Wheezy Phone 5 · Twuestions with Amy Poehler · Dealing With Midweek Malaise · The Best Video on Youtube · Pleasing Everyone · Comet Brighter than the Moon? · An Earlier Mona Lisa?

October	My SuperNote Journey · 1,000mph Car?! · Most Common Birthday · Columbus Would Hate His Day · 700th Video! · Danger · Safety · Stay Calm · How to Be Yourself · 7 Myths About Chocolate · Smaller WHEEZY WAD Unveiled! · What's Happening on Saturn? · State of the Beard Now · Stabby Halloween!

November	How to Parallel Park · Election Free Zone · Flying Spider Monkeys · When Will it End? · Cereal Girl · To Catch a Camera · ------- · How to be a Journalist · Not My House Tour · What to do on Long Drives

December	Super Mario Clone ·

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