Weight Loss 101

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"Weight Loss 101"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 181
Original Upload date August 7, 2009
Running time 0:01:49
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by girlsknow
Featured Clones
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"Perfection 101"



[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I'm famished. I think I'm gonna have a series of stop motion sandwiches.
[Craig holds sandwich and smiles then eats it. A nomming sound is heard over the stop-motion footage]
This one has too much mustard.
[More eating. He finishes the sandwich and gives a thumbs-up. He then holds up another sandwich and smiles. The footage is repeated]
I think the tomatoes are bad.
[More eating. He finishes the sandwich and gives a thumbs-up. He then holds up another sandwich and smiles. The footage is repeated]
This one's just right.
[More eating. He finishes the sandwich and gives a thumbs-up.]
Alright, now time for an after-lunch walk. [Craig stands. He has pillows under his shirt, making him appear fat. He walks around a little bit, rubbing his stomach.] Okay, now for my favorite pasttime - reading about weight loss.
[rolls in from out of frame] Whew, all done. [eats a pretzel]
All this talk about exercise and eating right and all that bullcrap... I got a better solution to losing weight. I just split-screen the fat out. [Walks up to the split-screen seam with his fat pillowy stomach and his pillowy stomach begins to disappear] Look at my sexy body. [A clone with a blonde wig enters.]
[Clone:] Oh man, that's sexy! [Craig gives a thumbs-up]
You're welcome for the advice, internet.
Sorry I've been non-existent lately. I've been working on a music video with my band. It involves a ninja, and it's gonna be awesome. And it's gonna be uploaded to my band's YouTube channel in about a week. Link's in the doobly-doo. You should subscribe. Oh my god, look at my freakish thumb. [wiggles his thumb]
I got lots of winks these days so I'm doubling up. girlsknow and mikemarino?
[Side-by-side wink videos in which winkers wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
Oh *shirt* it's Free Bagel Friday. I'm not going to work today so I can't punch my boss. Let's do an reenactment. I don't have any bagels lying around so this dinosaur is gonna be a bagel. [holds up toy dinosaur]
[Craig in a pink hat messes with the dinosaur:] Fixing up my ba... [Craig walks up to him]
[Craig:] Give me that bagel.
[Craig in a pink hat:] Oh no!
[Craig punches Craig in a pink hat, who falls. Craig grabs dinosaur and leaves]

Recurring elements

101 videos, singing rug, beardlovers, clone, Driftless Pony Club (DPC), doobly-doo, wink, *shirt*, Free Bagel Friday

Related videos

Legends of Archery (Driftless Pony Club music video)

External links

[http://youtu.be/U2x0xr2hSRE Weight Loss 101 on YouTube