[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Greetings beardlovers. It's Day 12 of my beard growing competition with Toddly00. Like an imbecile, I left this part of my power adapter at work and my laptop is dead which means I can't edit my video until I get to work. But that's okay because I can utilize my favorite mode of transportation - the consistently framed walking monologue.
[walking through his apartment] It's a little known fact, but one of the most green modes of transportation is consistently framing your head while you walk. Your legs don't use any energy. It's all from the power of your ideas. [walking down stairs] It's very useful and very efficient. But up until now, people have been hesitant to use this mode of transportation. [walking outside] I think part of the reason is that it makes you look ridiculous when you're walking down the sidewalk. [looks to someone off camera] Hi. How's it going? I'm monologuing.
But I think with the way the environment is going and how popular going green is, you're gonna see a lot of people walking with cameras in front of them.
[still walking outside but in a different location] So let's help save the planet. Pick up your camera and consistently frame your monologue as you travel. Send it as a video response to me on YouTube.
Oh *shirt*, it's Free Bagel Friday. [walking in the office] I hope there's a sesame bagel left. What?
[Wheezy's boss talks into the camera:] I'm picking up a sesame bagel.
[Craig:] I didn't know you monologued.
[Wheezy's boss:] We all have to do our part.
[Craig:] Is that a sesame bagel?
[Wheezy's boss:] Yeah, it's the last one.
[Craig punches his boss who flies backwards. After landing on the floor, he glances over his shoulder at Craig.]
[Wheezy's boss:] Thanks for holding my monologue camera.
[Craig:] You're welcome. [looks at the camera] Time for a wink, pixiedolores
[pixiedolores winks and plays a chord as she winks]
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