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WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 404
Original Upload date October 8, 2010
Running time 0:02:22
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by transiit
Featured Clones
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[slides in/singing rug]
[Mumbling very very quietly.]
Hey beardlovers. Welcome to Friday's video. We're looking forward to having a good time with you today. We're still in second place for the Supernote competition. YAY! [Banjo face]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Still mumbling very quietly. Must be a clone.]
So let's see what's in the news today. [shows article] Weight loss drug pulled from market.
[Reads from article] The FDA could not find one person whose benefit from the drug outweighed its risk. [laughs] [shows headline again] Weight loss drug [shows article] Outweighed. Weight loss drug. Outweighed. [laughs] Weight loss drug. It's pun. [shows another headline] Chile: Rescue drill should reach trapped miners in 24 hours.
[shows another headline] Jobs take hit in September.
[shows another headline] New China UFO sighting closes airport.
[shows another headline] Rumer Willis and boyfriend split up.
Yay! Awww... I... I don't know who that is.
[looks over his shoulder] What is that on the wall there?
[shows headline] Researcher: Sun behaving strangely.
Stupid sun. [The angry fiery sun enters the apartment and looms over him.] Oh god! No! No no no! No no! [Sun retreats]
Whew. I'm so scared.
Now in other news...
[Craig enters the frame:] Clone, if you're gonna do today's video, you're gonna have to speak up.
[Quiet Clone:] This is how I talk.
[Craig:] Get to the alligator pit. I'll take it from here. [Quiet Clone sighs.]
[Craig's taken over. Quiet Clone stands near alligator pit.]
Sorry everybody. I guess if you wanna get something done that you're supposed to do yourself anyway, you gotta do it yourself. [After looking like he's going to jump a couple of times, Quiet Clone walks away from the alligator pit.] Moving on.
So yesterday I mentioned this girl Cynthia who held her Supernote for 117 seconds and currently has the longest supernote in the competition. Well, the current Guinness World record holder held a note for 103 seconds. Does that mean we have a new world record?
I realize the rules may be different for Guinness and Supernote but still someone oughta let 'em know. I'm not gonna do it. No way. Too lazy.
I wanna have a world record. There's a website called URDB dot org that allows you to create your own world records. How about most 360s on a rolly chair with one push? Here goes. [Spins in rolly chair] Oh yeah... oh yeah I can do this all day. [still spinning, lots of edits] Gettin' a little dizzy.... gettin' a little dizzy.
[A clone comes out of the kitchen:] You're cheating! You're editing that.
[Craig:] Sure. You speak up NOW, clone. Nobody wants to hear truth.
[Clone:] You're cheating.
Clones. The quiet ones are always the most honest. Ugh! I hate honesty almost as much as I hate lies. Did I say lies? I meant flies. I always orget the letter F. Uck it, here's another Supernote wink.
[Viewer:] Ohhhhhhh [Text on screen: Total: 69.5 seconds] Wink! [wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
Team Beard is still doing really well. Remember to make a video response to this video [points to annotation] with your supernote and end it with a wink. Thank you.
[Quiet Clone leans into frame and mumbles quietly:] Thank you.
[Craig:] Why are you still alive?!
[Quiet Clone:] I just [mumbles unintelligibly]
[Craig:] I guess that makes sense. Oh no wait, I didn't hear a word you said.

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Supernote, banjo face, headlines, angry sun, Quiet clone, alligator pit, wink


This is the first appearance of Quiet clone.

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External links

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