Volcanic Lightning!

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"Volcanic Lightning!"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 349
2010
Original Upload date July 14, 2010
Running time 0:02:14
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by FatLingon
Handstand Info
No. of Attempts 3
Did His Wallet Fall Out? No
No. Without the Wall: 0
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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"Handstand 101"
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Video

Transcript

[slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlovers.
[Another Craig slides in/singing rug] Hey beardlover...
[Craig who slid in first:] EXPLOSION! [The Craig who slid in second explodes] Took care of that problem.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
It's [turns to alternate camera angle] Wednesday, Wednesday, Explosion Wednesday!
[turns to another camera angle] I don't know.... Should I make it a thing? It's far too early to make that decision. [turns to main camera angle]
Found these pictures from the Eyjafjallajokul [text on screen: Eyjafjallajokull?] glacier in Iceland. [shows pictures] Did you know volcano eruptions produce lightning? Yeah! Yeah! [shows pictures] Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! [pans down in picture to show house near volcano] Oh, I'm jealous of the people that live there.
[looking at his hand] Wow, my fingernails are too long. EXPLOSION! [Now they're shorter] That's better.
Speaking of places that have names opposite to their climate, a giant Greenland glacier is addicted to crack. Hahahaha! Seriously... [shows article] ... a huge piece broke off. Our planet is headed for total annihilation. [shows picture] These images don't really give a good idea but it probably looked something like THIS. [Explosion on photo]
[shows overlowing trash bins in his kitchen] Whoa, my garbage is too full. EXPLOSION! [Now the bins are empty.] There. That's better.
[holds up dinosaur toy] Tyrannosaurus rex. A beast so powerful its name is synonymous with EXPLOSION. [shows article] New evidence suggests they may have been dainty scavengers. [Looks at toy for a moment.] Pansy! [throws it in the air. It explodes.] Now it actually is an explosion. [Laughs] [Cries] [Laughs]
[Crying Craig:] I wish T-rex was strong.
[Craig laughs]
[Craig's laundry baskets] Whoa. My laundry is too dirty. EXPLOSION! [Now the laundry bins are empty.] Uh... that might not have been a good idea.
Yesterday I tried to do a handstand. Today I'll try again. Number two. Sequel. Dos. Handstand strikes back. The road warrior.
[Craig does a couple of attempts at a handstand against the wall. There's an explosion and his attempt succeeds.] There we go. [Walks back towards camera rubbing back of his head] Ow.
[Sitting, he is still touching the back of his head.] I don't think I ever grew out of my soft spot.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
A while back, I spent three days filming two online videos for Ford. Yes, they're basically commercials, but Ford gave me a lot of creative input. [Text on screen: I mean "control"] I think they turned out really good. Click here to watch them. [Points to clickable annotations.]
[There is truck noise coming from outside] Yeah. Yeah. Once again. [Turns towards window] Once again. [The noise gets much louder] Is this a swarm of locusts or what? [turns towards window again]
[A shot of his kitchen, but the camera is tilted so it's lopsided.] Whoa, my apartment is too slanted. EXPLOSION! [Black screen] Oops. Now it's gone.

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, clone, Explosion Wednesday, alternate camera angle, headlines, handstand, wink, outtakes

Related videos

The videos Craig made for Ford can be found at:
http://youtu.be/fUVjxk7WNNE
http://youtu.be/yVC7ZjMur_U

External links

Volcanic Lightning! on YouTube