Vega Genesis

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"Vega Genesis"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 28
Original Upload date July 11, 2007
Running time 0:01:55
Wink submitted by Matt Weber
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Hey good evening! It's June 11th beardlovers, friends, good tippers, complete strangers.
And guess what? Today's pretty special cause it's my golden episode.
I've been alive for 26 years and this is my 26th episode.
Technically, it's my 28th but I don't count Late Night Flip Flop and I was too tired to celebrate last night. It's official.
To celebrate, I bought some bling. Bought some bling. Bought some bling. To celebrate, I bought some bling. Jingalingaling. Jingalingaling. Hooray! [throws confetti] [squeezes squeaky toy twice] I'm living my life like it's golden.
[sigh] Again with the color changes on this camera.
So in honor of my golden episode, I had Sting Munich make me some cupcakes. POV style. How'd you do it, Sting?
[Sting's voiceover:] I went to the store and bought some fucking cupcakes.
There are two things that suck about celebrating my golden episode on this day. Singer Susan Vega achieved independence from her mother's womb and Mongolia achieved independence from China. That is why I had Sting make me two cupcakes -- one for me and one for Susan Vega. I can't buy cupcakes for all of Mongolia. Yet.
Susan, I will eat a cupcake every night until you come to eat yours.
You remember Susan Vega, don't you?
[a little bit of Tom's Diner plays and Wheezy re-enacts various YouTube videos he plays of Toms Diner. This includes clones doing jumping jacks, Wheezy making out with his hand, dropping a cupcake on the table, Wheezy imitating an eagle.]
Alright, time to go. Matt brought beer.
[Matt holds up the beer, tilts his head and winks (ding)] Wink.
[Matt:] Isn't it SuZANNE Vega?

Recurring elements

beardlovers, complete strangers, clone

External links

Vega Genesis on YouTube