Tweeting Dog?

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"Tweeting Dog?"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 239
2010
Original Upload date January 25, 2010
Running time 0:02:44
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by xMoreTx
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Eat beard! [puts his beard up to the camera]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
How was that for you? Could use a little salt, huh? [sprinkles some salt on his beard] For next time.
Hey. What's up? Dogs can tweet now.
Did you know Mattel is releasing a toy called Puppy Tweets which you attach to the dog's collar. [touching his neck] This bare neck represents a collar. It detects what the dog's doing and then tweets about it automatically. So if the dog is running around... who wants to be the dog to demonstrate? You?
[Craig, sitting further back in the apartment, raises his hand eagerly]
[Craig, close to the camera, shakes his head and continues to search for a volunteer.]
[Craig, raising his hand as high as it will go:] Me! Pick me! Pick me!
[Craig, close to the camera:] Alright, I'll do it.
[Craig, sitting further back in the apartment, lowers his hand:] Oh *ding*!
[Craig, close to the camera:] I am you.
[Craig, sitting further back, brightens up:] *Ding*!
So if the dog is running around [Craig is on all fours, pretending to be a dog running around] a tweet automatically goes out that says [text on screen, which Craig reads in a funny voice:] I finally caught that tail I've been chasing and... OOUUUCHH!
And if he's making a ruckus, [Craig bark-howls like a dog] it says
[Title on screen that Craig reads in a funny voice:] YAHOOOOOOO! Somedays you just gotta get your bark on.
[sitting in chair, with a book, wearing glasses:] And if he's reading Crime and Punishment, it says
[Title on screen that he reads:] I think C & P is an effective commentary on the doctrines of Russian Nihilism, but The Brothers Karamazov was the most rebarkable achievement by the great Dogstoyevsky LOL
I think that one might be more than 140 characters. They have counters.... letter counter experts... figuring that out.
Now I have an important question for you. What do you think a dog should tweet?
Hey there, me from a different camera angle.
[turns to alternate camera angle:] Who me?!
Yeah you. It's Monday. How's that make you feel?
[Craig from alternate camera angle:] Like complete *shirt*.
Fear not, my friend, who is me. I have a cure.
[Craig from alternate camera angle:] What? Coffee?
Coff... [shakes head] No. Prancing. And coffee.
[Craig gets up and leaps and twirls to the kitchen.]
[Craig from alternate camera angle:] What a strange man.
[Craig comes out of kitchen with coffee.] I love it when the coffee's done. [sips coffee]
[Winker with whooshing eyes looks left and right and then winks (explosion sound)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Title on screen: Stuff you told me to say in the comments] [comments are shown at bottom of screen as Craig says them]
[Craig, wearing glasses and reading a book, licks his finger to turn the page, notices the camera, speaks in a British accent:] Oh! [slams book shut] I didn't see you come in! [comment by TrueDragofox]
Like oh my gosh you guys, I bought these new shoes like oh my gosh they're so sexy like gosh! [comment by OmgWtfuTubeLol]
How much oil could a gum boil boil if a gum boil could boil gum boil oil? [comment by timelordcreation]
[Craig leans towards camera, very serious.] Table. [comment by Mrsir2]
[speaking like Yoda] Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 800 years have I trained Jedi. [in his regular voice:] Fast forward a little bit. [speaking like Yoda again:] Never his mind on where he was. Hmm. What he was doing. Hmm. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. [comment by AlwayzJeremy]
[extreme closeup of Craig's mouth:] We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams. [comment by SodaBoatCaptain]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, "eat beard!", headlines, *ding*, alternate camera angle, *shirt*, "I love it when the coffee's done!", wink, comments

Firsts

This is the first time Craig says "eat beard!".

Note

The wink references Craig's video Bulgy.

External links

Tweeting Dog? on YouTube