Tour de Beard 9: San Francisco

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"Tour de Beard 9: San Francisco"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 204
Original Upload date October 11, 2009
Running time 0:02:56
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by Audience in SF
Great People
Guests: Bill (doctornoise)
Sam Grant
Matt Weber
Morgan (flawedartist)
Shawn Ahmed
Audience in SF
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[Title on screen: Las Vegas] [Bill (aka doctornoise) is standing in a parking lot. Sam walks up to him with the sleeping mat.]
[Sam:] Hey Bill from Las Vegas.
[Bill:] Hi.
[Sam:] Can you sprinkle some rock dust on this?
[Bill gives a thumbs-up. As camera focuses on Sam's expression, Bill hocks a loogie and spits on the sleeping mat.]
[Sam:] Ugh. Gross. [He throws it into the air]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hello there beardlovers. Kinda slow on the videomaking these days.
Take a look at our beard progress. In Vegas. Two days ago. [DPC song plays while Matt, Sam, Justin, and Craig do their profiles and look straight at the camera to document their beard growth. Bill does it too.]
That was Bill. Or doctornoise. He helped set up this show in Vegas. [title on screen: The Bunkhouse. Las Vegas] [shot of DPC performing Legends of Archery]
And then the next day we played a show in San Francisco. Or that might have been two days. It's confusing.
[Justin:] Maybe you shoulda made a video every day.
[Craig:] Maybe you shoulda made a video every day.
[Justin:] Maybe YOU shoulda made a video every day.
[Craig:] Maybe YOU shoulda made a video every day.
[Justin:] Maybe YOu should have made a video every blaaaaa.
[Justin:] AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
[Chewbacca cries out while they're yelling.]
[Justin:] What?
So yesterday we played in San Francisco. Thanks to all of you for coming. [title on screen: Epicenter Cafe, San Francisco] [shot of audience in San Francisco]
We did this show in collaboration with Shawn from The Uncultured Project. And thanks to Morgan Sherwood, aka flawedartist, for putting it on. Links in the doobly-doo. Also, thanks to Morgan for letting us and Shawn stay at her place. You might say it was a full house.
['Full House' theme song performed by DPC begins. Craig sits in front seat, smiling. Shot of Golden Gate Bridge with a title that says "our car" pointing a car traveling across the bridge] [Title on screen: Wheezy House] [Craig, leaning against a tree smiling. Title: Craig Stamos.]
[Song lyrics begin:]
Whatever happened to predictability...
The milkman and the paperboy, evening TV [shot of Justin. Title: Justin Coulier]
You miss your old familiar friends [shot of Matt. Title: Matt Saget]
But waiting just around the bend [shot of Morgan. Title: Morgan Metcaf]
Everywhere you look [shot of Sam in a red curly wig talking on phone, putting on nail polish. Title: Candice Sameron. He blows on his fingernails to dry the polish.]
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto [shot of Shawn. Title: Mary Kate & Shawn Olsen and/or the girl who plays Stephanie]
Everywhere you look
There's a face [Craig, Justin, and Matt run in park, smiling]
Somebody who needs you [Justin fixing Matt's hair (red wig) as Matt fixes Craig's hair as Craig plays with Rubiks cube]
When you're lost out there
And you're all alone. [Justin and Matt appear to be doing a drug transaction in the park]
A light is waiting
To carry you home [The guys kick around a ball in the park]
Everywhere you look. [Roughhousing between the guys turns a little violent.] [Shot of famous row of Victorian houses, known the painted ladies, which are also featured in the Full House credits]
[Title on screen: Driftess Pony Club]
[The SF audience is waving. Title: Epicenter Cafe, San Francisco]
[Craig:] Alright, I don't know how it's going to work but on three, I want everyone to wink. [Audience laughs] 1... 2.... 3.... wink. [many many people wink (ding)] Alright. Thank you.
[ outro]
[Title on screen: San Francisco] [Shawn is humming the Full House theme song] [Sleeping mat flies in and bangs him on head]
[Shawn:] How rude!
[Sam:] I told you not to stand there. [picks up sleeping mat] Ugh... still gross.

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, Sam throwing sleeping mat, beardlovers, beard growth check on Tour de Beard, Chewbacca, doobly-doo, song, wink

External links

Tour de Beard 9: San Francisco on YouTube