Tour de Beard 6: San Diego

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"Tour de Beard 6: San Diego"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 201
Original Upload date October 6, 2009
Running time 0:02:03
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by greenschmoodle
Great People
Guests: Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Episode chronology
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"Tour de Beard 7: Tucson"



[Craig is in the car.] Just so you know, I uploaded yesterday's video right before this one. I had trouble finding the internet. Matt's pretty upset about it too.
[Matt, standing in the desert:] I can't believe the Mojave Desert doesn't have any wi-fi.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hello there beardlovers. I'm in the Nevada desert. Here's what the weather looks like now. [shooting side of highway] And a little bit later. [side of highway, looks same] And a little bit later [side of highway, looks same]. It's the desert!
Spent my birthday in Vegas last night. Here's some awesome footage of the good times.
[Title on screen: Footage Not Available]
[Voiceover over the title:] I couldn't get the footage off of Sam's stupid camera!
[Justin:] It sounds like you really hate Sam.
I don't really hate him. But expect to see that footage later.
Hey, let's have a look at our beards. [DPC song plays while Sam, Justin, Craig, and Matt do their profiles and look straight at the camera to record their beard growth.] Those were the beards.
[Justin, singing:] Those were the beards.
Thank you.
Now we're headed to San Diego where we're playing tonight. And then tomorrow in Tucson. Once again, all the tour info in the ... where?
[Justin:] Doobly deeba doo.
Close enough.
Hey Justin, can you share some knowledge with us today?
[Justin:] I think this knowledge would be best served on location.
[Justin, walks into frame. It's nighttime. He's on a street with palm trees behind him:] The palm tree is not native to California. It was brought here to promote tourism and make it seem more exotic.
[Craig, back in the car:] How did you do that?
[Justin:] Sam's uncle a wizard.
[Craig:] Oh.
Hey greenschmoodle, can I have a wink please?
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[ outro graphic]
[Craig:] 1.... 2... 3....
[Craig and Justin sing together:] Those were the beards.
[Craig:] That was terrible.
[Justin:] Let's do it another practice one.
[Craig:] Okay.
[Craig and Justin sing together:] Those were the beards.
[Craig:] Okay, ready?
[Justin:] Yeah.
[Craig:] 1... 2... 3....
[Craig and Justin sing together:] Those were the beards.
[Craig:] Thanks Justin.
[Title on screen: San Diego] [Camera pans to show the sign for Winston's] [Title on screen: The Pacific Ocean] [Sam runs into frame, looking up in the sky. He catches his sleeping mat.]
[Sam:] Owww! Oh god, my wizard uncle is strong!

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, beardlovers, beard growth check on Tour de Beard, doobly-doo, wink, song, Sam throwing sleeping mat

External links

Tour de Beard 6: San Diego on YouTube