Tour de Beard 3: Colorado Springs

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"Tour de Beard 3: Colorado Springs"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 198
2009
Original Upload date October 3, 2009
Running time 0:02:07
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by 7u88y74n90
genevieve
Great People
Guests: Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Justin
Episode chronology
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"Tour de Beard 2: Omaha"
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"Tour de Beard 4: Boulder"

Video

Transcript

[Matt, opening the car door of the Aveo:] Sam! What did I tell you?
[Sam, standing near the trunk of the car, holding his sleeping mat:] Oh right. [throws it into the air]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig, in car, reading a bag of Combos:] Wheat flour...
[Justin:] Mmm.
[Craig:] Vegetable oil...
[Justin:] Yeah
[Craig:] Corn...
[Justin:] Yeah
[Craig:] Palm...
[Justin:] [unintelligible]
[Craig:] Palm kernel...
[Justin:] Yes.
[Craig:] Hydro... [sees camera] Oh hey. I was just doing a little light reading.
We discovered something in Nebraska. [holds up bag of Combos] Zesty Salty Tortilla Combos. [bag says Zesty Salsa Tortilla Combos]
[Justin:] Salsa. Not salty.
[Craig:] Oh. Oops. Zesty Salsa Tortilla Combos. They're good. Day three of the Tour de Beard. Let's see how the beards are coming.
[DPC song plays while Justin, Matt, Craig, and Sam do their profiles and look straight at the camera to document their beard growth.]
We just saw how the beards are coming. Awesome.
Played a show in Omaha last night. Thanks to all of you who came. In particular I talked to beckstrodinary and a dude named Sam. And now we're off to Colora... And now we're off to Colorado Springs. Tour info is still... where is the tour info, Justin?
[Justin:] In the doobly-doo.
Okay. You heard the man.
Did you know Justin is like an alcoholic but with information?
[Justin:] It's true.
[Craig:] Justin, why don't you give us some info?
[Justin:] When you're scared, you produce more earwax. You're welcome.
[Craig:] Thank you. I ... I mean... You already said you're welcome.
And that's about it. Wait. Wookiee, you wanna say anything? [waits a second or two. Silence.] No? Okay.
[reading bag of Combos again:] Corn flour...
[Justin:] Mmm hmm.
[Craig:] Whey....
[Justin:] Yeah.
[Craig:] Maltodextrin...
[Justin:] Enh.
[Craig:] You don't like that one?
[Justin:] Nah.
[Craig:] Modified corn starch...
[Justin:] Yes!
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro graphic with sound of Justin clearing his throat and energetically singing:] Wheezy Waiter. [He then says:] You're welcome.
Oh yeah, a new episode of Platoon of Power Squadron. Link's in the .... where? [turns to Justin]
[Justin:] Doobly-doo
[Craig smiles and gives a thumbs-up]
[Shot of Rocket Room (in Colorado Springs) and sign for Driftless Pony Club] [Sam walks into frame in front of the place, licks his finger, and checks the wind. He turns slightly and catches the sleeping mat.] Got it!

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, Sam throwing sleeping mat, beard growth check on Tour de Beard, doobly-doo, Chewbacca, wink, Platoon of Power Squadron

External links

Tour de Beard 3: Colorado Springs on YouTube