Tour de Beard 2: Omaha

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"Tour de Beard 2: Omaha"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 197
Original Upload date October 2, 2009
Running time 0:02:09
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by strgrlollie
Great People
Guests: Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Episode chronology
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"Tour de Beard 1"
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"Tour de Beard 3: Colorado Springs"



[Matt is packing the trunk of a car. Slams trunk closed.]
[Matt:] Oh, there's no room for that now that we've got Justin.
[Sam, standing holding a sleeping mat.] What? Aww, man. [takes a few steps and throws the sleeping mat into the air.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig, in the car:] Hey beardlovers. This is how Matt checks his e-mail in the morning. [Matt sitting at a computer. Looks up at camera.]
So for Beard de Tour, we're gonna chronicle our beard growth. Starting now.
[DPC song plays as Matt, Justin, Craig, and Sam show their right and left profiles and then look directly at camera]
Did you know that in the middle of Iowa the beef comes in sheets? [Justin holding up a big piece of beef jerky. Craig takes a bite.]
[Justin:] It takes like that stuff that comes in that big tube.
[Craig:] It's pretty bland.
[Justin:] Yeah.
[Craig:] It tastes like ... like a sheet.
Some of you were wondering where Matt was in the last video. Well, we're taking two vehicles. Justin and I are in the Ford Fiesta right now. Matt and Sam are in the Chevy Aveo. [shoots the blue Chevy Aveo ahead of them on highway] I feel like there needs to be a joke here of some kind. [makes farting noise] That'll work.
So there's this web series that I've been doing with a friend called Platoon of Power Squadron in which I shoot lightning out of my hands. The first two parts have been uploaded. And you can find a link in the doobly-doo. Justin thinks it looks funny.
[Justin:] Yep.
See? I think the wookiee does too. [Chewbacca speaks] Maybe not.
Right now we're headed to Omaha where we're playing tonight and tomorrow we're playing in Colorado Springs. There's links to information about our tour... you know... in there... in the thing... Justin! To Omaha!
[Justin:] Uhh... hooray!
May I have some winks please?
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
Do you guys know Justin is the original singer of the outro music? Sing it, Justin!
[Title on screen over Justin singing:]
[Justin, singing:] Wheezy Waiter.
[Title on screen: Omaha.]
[The blue Chevy Aveo pulls into a parking space. Sam gets out and runs to the middle of the parking lot where he catches the sleeping bag:] Got it!
[Craig:] Could you sing a 'Wheezy Waiter' for me?
[Justin, singing:] Wheezy Waiter
[Craig, laughing:] Could you do it more like you do it.... ?
[Justin:] I'm right... I'm on my neighbor's property.

Recurring elements

tour video, Driftless Pony Club (DPC), Sam throwing sleeping mat, beardlovers, beard growth check on Tour de Beard, Ford Fiesta Movement, Platoon of Power Squadron, doobly-doo, Chewbacca, wink, outtakes

External links

Tour de Beard 2: Omaha on YouTube