Tour de Beard 14: The End
|"Tour de Beard 14: The End"|
|Original Upload date||October 18, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Chewbacca|
[The video starts with a side-by-side beard check with Now on the left and Two Weeks Ago on the right. DPC song plays while Matt, Justin, Sam, and Craig do their profiles and look straight at the camera to document their beard growth. When Sam does his, there's a title on the screen: Sam trimmed his beard. Why, Sam!?!?!?!?! Segment closes with Craig walking to camera and covering lens with his beard.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Title on screen: Minneapolis]
[Craig, Sam, Justin, and Matt stand in front of a house.]
[Craig:] Well, this is it, guys. End of the tour.
[Sam is mumbling]
[Craig:] Had some... had some good times, right?
[Sam:] Did some stuff.
[Justin:] A couple good times.
[Craig:] Yeah. Had some moments.
[Sam:] I count four.
[Justin:] A lotta memories. [Box near his head shows us he's remembering many clips of Craig.] Stuff you can't forget. No matter how hard you try.
[Matt:] When did that happen? [Box near his head shows us Matt's remembering him and Sam at Garden of the Gods.] What was that guy's name?
[Craig:] Awesome. [Box near his head shows us Craig is seeing the Wheezy Waiter intro over and over again in his imagination] Awesome.
[Sam:] Hahahaha. [Box near his head shows us Sam is remembering a second before when they were all standing together on the street.] Woo, yeah. That was a good thing.
[Matt:] There's a good emotion associated with that memory. [Sam kicks the sleeping mat as Matt holds it]
[Craig:] Awesome. [Still seeing the Wheezy Waiter intro] Awesome.
[Justin rubs his head as he remembers even more images of Craig]
[Sam:] The dogs fightin'. [Dogs tussling and chasing each other in a park] It's pretty weird.
[Matt:] Who the hell's that? [Matt checking his e-mail] Oh.
[Craig:] Awesome. [still imagining the Wheezy Waiter intro]
[Justin:] That was gross. [Craig eating bacon maple doughnut.]
[Sam:] I don't even remember that. [Himself laughing a moment ago remembering a few moments before]
[Justin:] Pretty much tapped out... [A few more images of Craig before the box disappears] ... as far as the memories go.
[As the guys stand in front of the house, the Death Star in the sky above them explodes. They all turn and look.]
[Justin:] Hey, look at that!
[Craig:] Chewie did it!
[Sam:] Nice work, buddy.
[Craig:] I hope he wasn't on that thing.
[Justin:] I'm sure he wasn't.
[Sam:] Lay your head on this from now on, my furry alien brother! [throws sleeping mat into air towards sky]
[Matt:] He still owes me five dollars. [A bill floats past Matt.He bends down and picks it up.] My five dollars! I'll never forget you... Charlie.
[Justin:] What do we do now?
[Sam:] I wanna die.
[Craig:] Well, I guess death is the last great adventure.
[Matt:] Yep. Follow me! I know the way!
[All the guys start to follow Matt, but Justin hangs back, turns, and walks back towards the house.]
[Matt, Craig, and Sam run into a graveyard, keep running a while, then lie down on the ground.]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[The sleeping mat floats over a forest-filled planet (Kashyyyk?) and in through the trees. Chewbacca cries out and winks apparently (ding)]
Tour de Beard 14: The End on YouTube