Tour de Beard 12: Spokane

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"Tour de Beard 12: Spokane"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 207
Original Upload date October 15, 2009
Running time 0:02:04
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by Crimsong19
Great People
Guests: Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Episode chronology
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"Tour de Beard 11: Seattle"
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"Tour de Beard 13: The Longest Journey"



[title on screen: Seattle, WA]
[Sam is lying on pavement, holding sleeping mat]
[Sam:] Man, why I gotta throw this thing?
[Matt:] I don't remember why but you gotta throw it.
[Sam:] I'm sick of throwing it.
[Matt:] But you gotta throw it.
[Sam:] My arm really hurts.
[Matt:] It's your density.
[Sam:] No!
[Matt:] I mean destiny.
[Sam:] No!
[Matt:] Throw it.
[Sam:] No!
[Matt:] Just throw it.
[Sam:] NO!
[Matt:] Throw it!
[Matt:] Throw it!
[Matt:] AAAAAAA!
[Matt:] AAA! AAA!
[Sam:] Yeah!
[Matt:] Yeah.
[Sam, getting up:] Yeah!
[Matt:] You got it now!
[Sam:] Yeah!! [throws it]
[Matt:] Thrown.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig, sitting in a chair:] Hey beardlovers.
Let's take a look at the beards.
[DPC song plays while Justin, Matt, Craig, and Sam do their profiles and look straight at the camera to document their beard growth. Sam has a leaf in his mouth which falls out.]
We played a show in Seattle last night. [Clip oF DPC performing "House of 1982 Built Like A Ship"]
Now we're in Spokane. We found a great place to pick up some extra parts. [Awning that says "Parts" on it] So yeah, it's bedtime.
[Jason, the winker, tries winking a couple of times unsuccessfully:] I'm gonna get it this next one. Just... it's like... it's like reps... like doing reps. [winks (ding)] Wow! [breathes heavily] I think I need a drink now.
[ outro]
[Title on screen: Spokane, WA]
[Sam:] I don't wanna catch it. I'm sick of catching it.
[Matt:] You have to catch it.
[Sam:] No!
[Matt:] Yes!
[Justin walks up as they're yelling at each other]
[Justin:] What are you dingleberries doing?
[Matt:] Nothing.
[Justin catches the sleeping mat. Hands it to Sam.]
[Justin:] There you go, goober. [walks off]
[Matt and Sam walk off in opposite directions.]

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, Sam throwing sleeping mat, Back to the Future, beardlovers, beard growth check on Tour de Beard, song, wink

External links

Tour de Beard 12: Spokane on YouTube