|Original Upload date||February 10, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||shadling21|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig smiles at camera, lifts guitar, and starts playing and singing.]
I'm all out of faith.
This is how I feel. [Wheezy paces emotionally in the background]
I'm cold and I am chained [Wheezy wraps his sweatshirt more tightly around himself]
Lying naked on the floor [Wheezy, lying on floor out of frame, throws his clothes in air and kicks his naked legs in frame]
Illusions never change [Sings while continuing emotional pacing]
Into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn ... pops [Holds up a box of Corn Pops]
You're a little late [showers himself in Corn Pops]
And I'm already torn.... pops. [pours milk into bowl, eats cereal]
Well, that took a lot longer than I wished it would have. I don't have a lot of time now. According to the poll on wheezywaiter dot com, you guys don't have a lot of time either. That was the second biggest excuse for not doing your pet project. Hey, this beard is getting pretty full, huh?
Here's something I do to save time.
[Craig and a clone sit facing the camera]
[Craig:] I make a clone of myself and have my clone do all my chores.
[Clone:] No I'm not.
[Craig:] Yes you are.
[Clone:] I was thinking we'd go twosies on Mario Kart for Super Nintendo.
[Craig:] Ooh, that does sound like a lot of fun. Let's make another clone.
[Clone #2 pops into frame near the window:] Guess who got a third controller?
[Another clone pops up from Craig's big chair in front of the TV:] Foursies!
Eh, guess I'll do my work later. Oh that's right, you can only have two players for Super Nintendo Mario Kart.
[Clone #3 pops out of frame again:] Awww, you suck so much.
[Clone #4 disappears behind Craig's big chair:] Weak. Weak. Lame. Laaaame.
Ah well, I can still go twosies.
Thank you for all those awesome haikus yesterday. Now to save you time, all you have to do is comment with one word today. [Annotation on screen: or video respond.] One word. It can be anything. Try to keep it clean. I know a lot of you watch and don't comment. This is your time to comment. Just one word.
Shadling, can you wink for me?
[Shadling pulls her leg up next to her head in a balletic move and winks (ding)]
[Craig's voice:] I just asked for a wink. Don't hurt yourself.
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
This is the first time that Craig mentions creating clones specifically to do chores. This goes on to be one of the primary functions of clones in his videos.
Torn Pops on YouTube