Top 5 Board Games

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"Top 5 Board Games"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 126
2009
Original Upload date February 19, 2009
Running time 0:01:36
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by thejudgeofmike
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Greetings beardlovers. I don't have a lot of time. I had to take my girlfriend home this morning. So I decided to just grab my keys, leave my wallet, no big deal. On the way back, I decided to stop at a gas station to buy some coffee, but remember the beginning of the story? [shows a clip:] "leave my wallet, no big deal." Yeah. No wallet. So now I don't have any coffee and I'm running out of time. So I've decided while I get ready for work, I will do a list of top five favorite board games that I own.
One quick note. I own Monopoly but it's not on the list. I don't like Monopoly. Wow. That feels really good to get that off my chest. [breathes deeply] Here's the thing with Monopoly. You get halfway through and the winner's already decided. You just have to keep going around until everyone else runs out of money. It gets boring.
Okay, I have to warn you I'm kind of a nerd, but number one [title on the screen: 5] of best board games that I own while I get ready for work is Carcassonne. [Takes off jacket and hangs it up] It's a German game that involves thieves and farms and it's SO FUN.
Number four on the list is Risk. It didn't make the top three because I've only played it once and it takes a really long time to play. [holds up underwear] This is my underwear.
[In the shower, Craig peeks out from behind the curtain holding his number three choice.] Number three? Yahtzee.
[brushing his teeth] Number two? Scrabble.
[breathes into his palm a few times and sniffs] And the number one favorite board game of all time [pulls on his coat] that I own is Settlers of Catan. It sounds really geeky and it is. But it's really fun. Technically I don't own this game or a bunch of the other games but they're at my house, so...
Hey Mike, it's time for you to wink, but you better not quote Shakespeare.
[Mike:] Put thy face between his sheets and do the office of a warming-pan. [winks (ding)]
[Wheezy's voice over outro:] Thank you, Mike. Wait a second... Was that Shakespeare?

Recurring elements

beardlovers, Settlers of Catan, wink

Firsts

This is the first time Craig mentions Settlers of Catan in a video.

External links

Top 5 Board Games on YouTube