Too Sexy for my Clone
|"Too Sexy for my Clone"|
|Original Upload date||September 16, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Thunderlips360|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. It's been a while since my last video. Let me keep you up to speed. So I uploaded a video, I had dinner, watched reruns of Mister Belvedere, went to sleep, woke up, umm....
[A clone slides into frame:] Did ya tell 'em about the bedwetting?
[Craig:] I'm not gonna tell 'em about the heroin! [punches the clone]
[Clone:] Ugh! Ow! I said bedwetting.
[Craig:] What did I say?
[Clone:] You said heroin.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Let's answer some comments.
Katjaccuthi writeth [shows Katjaccuzi's comment] Do you have a lithp? I'm jutht thayin'...
Haha. Katja, no you're not. You're jutht athkin'. Next comment.
AmantesSuntAmentes says... That sounds pretty good. [Part of the screen is filled with footage of Craig playing bongos as Craig chants/sings:] AmantesSuntAmentes says... AmantesSuntAmentes says... AmantesSuntAmentes says... AmantesSuntAmente... anyway... [shows comment] Oh and again: Your clones are hotter than you.
What?! Even when I make my sexy face? [Makes a sexy face that's not very sexy.] I never know what to do with the jaw.
Fine! Let's settle this. [looks offscreen] Get over here.
[Another Craig slides in/singing rug. Now there are two Craigs onscreen. The one that just slid in is on our left.]
Who do you think is the better looking? Me? Or him? [Two clickable annotations appear onscreen: one over Craig's face and one over the other Craig's face.] If you think it's me, click on me, and you'll jump ahead in this video. Or just wait. If you think it's him, click on him and you'll go to another video. [The Craig on our left raises his eyebrows and smoothes his hair down. Makes a kissy face.] Running out of time. If you run out of time, that means you're picking me. And yaaaay! I'm the better looking! [The annotations disappear.]
[Craig on the left:] What?!! [punches Craig on the right]
[Craig on the right:] Ow!!
[Craig on the left:] He's the clone! I tried to trick you! Eh, it doesn't matter. He's going to the alligator pit anyway.
Camera, camera, on the pod, who's the Wheezy with the sexiest bod?
[In the background, the clone jumps into the alligator pit:] I'm beautiful! Aaaa! [We can hear the alligator munching.]
I guess now it's me.
[Another clone enters:] What chores do you want me to do today, sir?
So, moving on....
[In the background, the latest clone prepares to jump into the alligator pit:] Alright. This seems like an odd chore. [Jumps into the alligator pit. We hear alligator munching.]
[Annotation appears onscreen: Click here to pick the other Craig.]
Now I'm hungry. Clone, make me a sandwich! Oh, that's right. I killed off today's clone batch. Goes to make sandwich. [Mimes as if he's eating a sandwich but he's not holding a sandwich. Just air.] You mean I actually have to do it?!! Gah! [gets up and goes to kitchen] Reality sucks!
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding):] Is that good enough for you, Judy?! [Sad face]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[Returns from the kitchen with a sandwich] I gotta give you an update about Prank House. You know, that thing I'm doing during the third week in October when I'm going to a house with a bunch of other YouTube people? It's like a reality video game where you buy tokens and then you can shoot paintballs at us or shock us or release wild animals or something. It's gonna be fun for you! And scary for me. Well, for the next two weeks, they reduced the pricing for tokens. Info in the doobly-doo.
And here's a link to my latest handstand video on my second channel. Now time to eat this delicious sandwich. [Takes a big bite] Mmm. I'm full.
[whale sounds] Here you go, whale. You can have the rest. [goes to throw it into whale tank] Oop! Threw it too high! [The eagle flying overhead swoops and grabs the sandwich in its beak and flies off with it.] Stupid eagle! [whale sounds] Alright! I'll make you another one! [goes back to the kitchen]
The annotation over Craig on the left's face leads to Too Sexy For My Clone Part 2
Too Sexy for my Clone on YouTube