To Friends

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"To Friends"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 26
2007
Original Upload date July 6, 2007
Running time 0:02:14
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Hey friends. It's July 6th.
It's Friday. We made it through another week, and that puts me in a good mood. It feels squishy. Kind makes me wanna ... perhaps ... ummm .... become inebirated. [sips beer]
Let's see what my wonderful friends in the comments have to say.
lol ror xxors says, I'm posting within an hour of posting.
lol, it's not the speed of the creed. It's the content in the convent.
gluebrass wants to know how many decimal points of Pi I can recite.
Wait, wait. 307.
the inominant blogger made a drunk post.
yeah, yeah [drinks] type type type [drinks]
Let that be a lesson to all you other commenters. If you're watching this and it's late Friday or Saturday night and you are drunk, write a comment. Let's see how many drunk posts we can get tonight. Even if it's something like...
[Wheezy typing] I can't believe she went home with that fucking douchebag. He kept talking about his stupid cats. I gotta fix my life. I gotta fix my life.
And holy crap! There's another chips and salsa song.
Just go back to Three Udders and a Studio in the links.
[sighs] I have no idea why Ryan's camera made everything just turn red.
Every time I see a new comment from you guys, it makes me happy. Keep writing 'em. Write 'em naked if you want. That's how I picture you.
So in honor of this wonderful Friday, I wrote you guys a song about friendship.
[singing]
Friendship is like berries in the springtime.
I like you.
Friendship is like daffodils and moonlight
Please be true.
Let's go ride the Friend Ship.
[a clone and Wheezy sing:] Yeah!
It seats two.
I wanna ride the Friend Ship
[a clone and Wheezy sing:] Yeah!
With you.... [song becomes very heavy rock music with Craig doing a guitar solo to end the song]
Thank you, friends.
Remember to drun ... [clears throat] Remember to... Have a good weekend and remember to drunk post tonight and tomorrow night.
[wink (ding)]

Recurring elements

comments, chips and salsa, song, clone, wink

External links

To Friends on YouTube