The day after yesterday

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"the day after yesterday"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 25
2007
Original Upload date July 5, 2007
Running time 0:01:50
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Good evening beardlovers. It's July 5th, the day after the day of Independence.
Yours Truly doesn't want me to show the time on my computer anymore.
Who, me?
No not you. Yours Truly from the comments.
Oh, you mean the jerk who's always pointing out the flaws in our movies?
Now, now, alter ego. Be nice. It's constructive criticism.
Bullshit. Whatever.
He's probably right. We probably shouldn't show it.
We should probably do it twice!
Nope.
Yes we should and we should also lie about it.
How so?
Film the time at the end so it looks like it took us a super short amount of time to make this movie.
That seems immoral.
Yeah, and that rules.
Yeah you're right. [Camera pointed at computer time] There's the time. This movie will be up in five minutes, Yours Truly. How do you like that? No cheating or nothing. Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself.
You know what's awesome about waiting tables the day after a holiday? Waiting on one of my favorite types of customers. Hungover customers. Being demanding would take too much energy so they just sit there and be hilarious.
[Wheezy the waiter walks up to a table where the customer is resting on table.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Hello sir. Welcome to [music]. What can I get you to drink?
[Customer:] Don't even talk to me right now.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Late night last night?
[Customer:] Ohh, I ... you have no idea. You have nooo idea.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Yeah, I've been there, man.
[Customer:] Had a good time last night, though. Yeah, it was good... it was a good time. Owww... [rubs head]
[Wheezy the waiter:] So what did you have to drink last night?
[Customer:] Dude, I must have had, like, eight Irish Car Bombs.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Oooh... that's a lot.
[Customer:] Three German Lugers...
[Wheezy the waiter:] Hmm?
[Customer:] Seven Israeli Uzi Shells
[Wheezy the waiter:] Is that vodka?
[Customer:] 12 Canadian Mountie Horses.
[Wheezy the waiter glances at the camera]
[Customer:] Seven shots of Portuguese Cannons.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Portuguese?
[Customer:] I think I had a vodka whiskey on the rocks.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Yes.
[Customer:] And I think I had a beer.
[Wheezy the waiter:] I like you, man. You're cool.
[Customer:] I think it was the beer that got me.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Could you do me a favor? Could you make a funny face for the camera?
[Customer makes a funny face.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Now another one.
[Customer makes another funny face.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Make another one.
[Customer makes another funny face.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Use your tongue this time.
[Customer makes another funny face sticking out his tongue.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] That's pretty good.
It's a Crazy Crazy Crazy ... There Are A Bunch of Different Kinds of Customers.
[wink (ding)]

Recurring elements

One hour of production power week, beardlovers, comments, clone, music replaces the restaurant's name, It's a Crazy Crazy Crazy ... There Are A Bunch of Different Types of Customers, wink

External links

the day after yesterday on YouTube