The Things I Love

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"The Things I Love"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 121
2009
Original Upload date February 14, 2009
Running time 0:01:32
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by Shane Perron
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Wheezy walking up the sidewalk towards the camera]
Love love love love love love [looks in camera] love!
I love the outside.
[Wheezy in his kitchen:] I love the inside.
[Wheezy eating pita and hummus.] I love pita and hummus.
I love going to the bathroom. [Wheezy closes the bathroom door.] Like a lot.
[Wheezy outside:] I really love the outside.
[Wheezy in his kitchen:] But I love the inside more.
[Wheezy outside:] Which one do I love more?
[Wheezy in his kitchen:] I can't decide which one I love more, the inside or the outside.
I love the sound of my chair rolling on my rug. [slides in his chair/singing rug]
[Wheezy in his kitchen:] I love the inside!
[Wheezy outside:] I really love the outside.
[Wheezy in his kitchen, holding a gun to his head:] I can't decide, I can't decide.
I love clipping my nails. [clips his nails] I love nail clippings. And I just love this garbage.
I love male pattern baldness.
[Craig and a clone sit facing each other.]
[Craig:] I love you. [punches the clone]
[Clone:] No, I love you! [clone punches Craig]
[Craig:] No, I love you! [punches clone]
[Clone:] I don't love you. [Craig stares at him] [clone punches him] I love you!!
[Craig:] Owww yeah. Love.
I love my beard.
And I love all of you. [looks slightly to the left] Well, except for you. [looks fully at camera again] But the rest of you. [looks slightly to the left again] You know who you are.
It's getting kind of late. What time is it? [looks at his phone] Oh geez, it's Valentines Day?
Time to wink, Shane.
[Shane winks (ding) at the same time as he gets punched.]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
Today is day 13 of the beard growing competition with Toddly00. We're going to decide on a winner tomorrow. Please vote in the comments. Happy Valentines Day.

Recurring elements

singing rug, clone, beard-growing competition, wink

External links

The Things I Love on YouTube