The Point of Yes Return
|"The Point of Yes Return"|
|Original Upload date||March 9, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||class of Nathan Wells, who can be heard filming the winks|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug] [Craig doesn't have a beard anymore]
Back from my break. Well, part of me is. [strokes his chin]
I'm a faint shadow of the man I used to be.
[Singing Craig:] I'm half the man I used to be.
What? Don't do that.
The beard's gone because of a friend's web series I'm acting in.
Man, I gotta get back into the swing of things. Breaking up my routine is difficult.
[Singing Craig plays guitar and sings:] Come-a come-a down, dooby doo down down.
[Craig sitting in the other position looks confused.]
[Singing Craig:] Come-a come-a down dooby doo down down. [dances really cheesily] Breaking up is hard to do. [smiles]
[Craig sitting in the other position is baffled.] Alright, not only am I out of my routine but it's also Monday.
[Singing Craig:] Just another manic Monday...
No! Don't do that! I'm just trying to explain to you that I've been gone for a week and I miss you and I love you.
[Singing Craig:] What's love got to do...
Okay, shut the *ding* up! Tina Turner? Really?
[singing Craig:] ... to do with it....
In other news, I have a new t-shirt design. Hooray! [graphic of t-shirt gets smaller and smaller and appears to disappear into Craig's mouth. He coughs.] Cotton mouth. If you'd like to buy a shirt or a button or a bag or underwear, there's a link in the describey.
Lastly, I'd like to ... [a bill falls from above. He throws it back in the air. Watches it for a minute.]
Lastly, I'd like to thank some people.
Thank you to the vlogbrothers for autoplaying two of my videos on your channel. Awesome! I have vlogbrother John Green's book [holds up a copy of Paper Towns]. As soon as I get some time, I might give it a watch, or listen, or ... what do you do with a book? What's that word? [reads the backflap of the book] Oh, read. Oh, I don't know how to do that. Still, it's a great way to make people think I know how. Thanks John.
Thanks to Jake for his Wheezy Waiter parody. And thanks to Captain Wilhelm for his Wheezy Waiter song tribute. I put links in the doobly-doo.
Thank you for being a friend.
[Singing Craig isn't paying attention, holding the guitar with one hand, chewing on his nails.]
Really? You know, [sings] Thank you for being a friend. Golden Girls theme song?
[Singing Craig:] God, you're so old.
Golden Girls wasn't that long ago.
[Singing Craig:] Bet these kids haven't seen it.
[Winker:] What are you talking about? I'm winking. [Mr. Wells:] That was good. [Seven kids in a line winking. Many winks and dings. Mr. Wells laughs.]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
The song that Craig mentions is now a private video.
The parody by Jake (Cohenism) is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPpgNqazT8s
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