The Middle of the F*ding* Week

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"The Middle of the F*ding* Week"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 354
Original Upload date July 21, 2010
Running time 0:02:36
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by JonasGuitarMadness
Handstand Info
No. of Attempts 2
Did His Wallet Fall Out? No
No. Without the Wall: 0
Episode chronology
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"The Point of Life"



[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So in the past few videos, I've regained your trust and I've cured you of your allergies. I just want a hug. [extends his arms] Come on. A little closer. [Camera gets a little closer.] Come here. A little closer. [And closer.] Come on, come on. EXPLOSION!
This might bring the trust level down a bit.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Ah, Wednesdays. Right in the middle of the week. Why do they suck so much? [gasps] I got an idea of how to make them awesome!
[plays guitar and sings]
It's Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday,
The middle of the *ding*ing week.
Last weekend is a fading dream [Box labeled "Last weekend" appears onscreen, in which Craig is shirtless, holding a beer in one hand, a giant lollipop in the other, wearing big sunglasses, and blowing a party blower.]
This weekend is too far to see. [A tiny box labeled "This weekend" appears onscreen with the same image of Craig partying but Craig can barely see it. He squints.]
They used to call it Hump Day,
But I think that's kind of an inappropriate notion. [Two giraffes having sex]
So I propose we grab a hose, [Picture of firefighters with hoses]
As a safety precaution due to all the EXPLOSIONS!
It's Wednesday Wednesday [turns to alternate camera angle]
EXPLOSION [turns back to main camera angle] Wednesday.
It's Wednesday Wednesday [turns to another camera angle]
EXPLOSION [turns back to main camera angle] Wednesday.
[talks while still playing the guitar]
This is the bridge.
Hey, let's play some exploding keys on this bridge.
[Plays five notes on the toy piano that explode as he plays them.]
If the days of the week were the Atlantic Ocean,
You'd be drowning in the *ding*ing sea.
If the days of the week were the journey to adulthood,
You'd be in puberty. [pulls down shirt to show his armpit hair]
If the days of the week were an episode of Lost,
You'd be in Season 3.
Probably the one about Jack's tattoo, [picture of Jack and his tattoo]
That episode sucked!
If the days of the week were The Price is Right,
You'd... well, you wouldn't exist because there's only four contestants. That's an even number.
I guess the point is Wednesday sucks. Let's do something to make it awesome. How about we make EXPLOSIONS?
It's Wednesday Wednesday [turns to camera angle below him] EXPLOSION [turns back to main camera angle] Wednesday.
It's Wednesday Wednesday
EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOON [Lots of explosions]
Wed. Nes. Day.
[song over]
[turns to alternate camera angle]
I'm not 100 percent yet on making Explosion Wednesday a thing. It's just too early to tell. I don't know if people will catch on. I'll keep you informed, though. [turns to main camera angle]
Time to check on the handstand progress.
[Stretching] Argh. [Does a handstand. Explosion. Does another handstand.] I got it. I got it. I got it. [Explosion. Handstand over.] It sucks that an explosion made me fall but at least an explosion happened.
[Viewer sings outro theme and winks (ding)]
Well, all done with my video. Now what am I gonna do? Wednesday blows. UP. [Explosion]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Explosion Wednesday, song, *ding*, alternate camera angle, handstand, wink

External links

The Middle of the F*ding* Week on YouTube