The Mamas and the Pop Tarts

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"The Mamas and the Pop Tarts"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 127
2009
Original Upload date February 20, 2009
Running time 0:01:40
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by miloisnt
Great People
Guests: Mike Benedetto
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig sits with a guitar. A clone sits beside him, smiling.]
[Craig, playing guitar and singing:] All the leaves are brown.
[Cuts to two clones, one of whom is very fat. They sing:] All the leaves are brown.
[Craig, singing, as the clone next to him just smiles:] And the sky is gray.
[Fat clone and other clone:] And the sky is gray.
[Craig, singing:] I went for a walk.
[Fat clone and other clone:] I went for a walk.
[Craig:] On a winter's day.
[Fat clone and other clone:] On a winter's day.
[Craig:] I'll be safe and warm
[Fat clone and other clone:] I'll be safe and warm
[Craig:] If I was in L.A.
[Fat clone and other clone:] If I was in L.A.
[Craig:] California dreamin'
[Fat clone and other clone:] California dreamin'
[Craig:] On such a winter's daaaaaaaaay
[Fat clone and other clone:] Such a winter's day
[end of song]
[Craig:] Mama Cass, you ate all the Pop Tarts.
[Fat clone, eating a Pop Tart:] I'm *ding*ing huge!
[Clone next to fat clone puts his hand over his mouth in shock at her swearing.]
[Craig speaks to the clone who has just smiled the whole time:] Do you do anything?
[Clone next to Craig:] I do stuff.
[Craig:] No you don't.
[Clone next to Craig:] Yeah, I went, ooo. aaa. Backup singing ... stuff.
[Craig shakes his head.]
[Clone next to Mama Cass clone:] No he didn't.
[Mama Cass clone noms loudly on the Pop Tart and wipes crumbs off her fat belly as the other clone looks at her in disgust.]
[Craig:] That's it. [Prepares to punch the clone next to him]
[Clone next to Craig:] Whoa. Save your punches. It's Free Bagel Friday.
[Craig, alone, singing to the tune of 'California Dreamin'] I drove on down to work. [Shot of box of bagels]
And I have to say. [Craig's boss takes a bagel from the box. Craig walks up, grabs his shoulder to turn him around]
He got down on his knees [Craig's boss gets down on his knees]
And began to pray [Craig's boss makes a praying gesture with his hands, looking at Craig]
So I punched him. [Craig punches his boss who somersaults backwards from the blow.] And then I took my bagel. [Craig grabs a bagel and walks away.] Yum yum.
Alright Emily, you can wink but you better make it time-altering.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
Whoa!
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Outtakes:] Mama Cass, you ate all the Pop Tarts.
[Clone next to fat clone, singing:] You ate all the...
[Craig:] Stop doing that.
[Mama Cass clone noms loudly on the Pop Tart.]

Recurring elements

clone, song, breakfast puns, *ding*, Free Bagel Friday, wink, outtakes

External links

The Mamas and the Pop Tarts on YouTube