The Final Result of All Human Achievement
|"The Final Result of All Human Achievement"|
|Original Upload date||April 7, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||imzunicorn|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Greetings beardlovers. [sips coffee] Hmm... something in this coffee.
[The next 30 seconds of the video consist of rapidly edited (and repeated) shots and still frames of Craig jumping in the air, smiling at the sides of the frame, making funny faces, sitting in various positions in his room, strumming guitar, slapping a slap bracelet on his wrist, drinking coffee, punching himself.]Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Hot hot hot hot! Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
[wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Offscreen, Craig holds up bear with a top hat to camera:] Bear with a top with hat!
A single wink is repeated rapidly four times consistent with the editing style of the rest of the video.
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