The Final Result of All Human Achievement

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"The Final Result of All Human Achievement"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 147
2009
Original Upload date April 7, 2009
Running time 0:00:47
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by imzunicorn
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Video

Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Greetings beardlovers. [sips coffee] Hmm... something in this coffee.
[The next 30 seconds of the video consist of rapidly edited (and repeated) shots and still frames of Craig jumping in the air, smiling at the sides of the frame, making funny faces, sitting in various positions in his room, strumming guitar, slapping a slap bracelet on his wrist, drinking coffee, punching himself.]Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Hot hot hot hot! Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
Wink.
[wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Offscreen, Craig holds up bear with a top hat to camera:] Bear with a top with hat!

Recurring elements

beardlovers, slap bracelet, wink

Note

A single wink is repeated rapidly four times consistent with the editing style of the rest of the video.

External links

The Final Result of All Human Achievement on YouTube