That'll be Costenya

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"That'll be Costenya"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 31
2007
Original Upload date July 17, 2007
Running time 0:02:34
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Greetings wheezies, pleased to meetsies, I hope this show won't resemble feces.
Today the majority of tables I waited on were the worst kind. But not surprisingly the reenactment was very easy to edit.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Hey sir, welcome to [music]. Can I get you something to drink?
[Empty chair]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Heh. Yeah. Heh heh.
[Empty chair]
[Wheezy the waiter makes finger guns at the empty chair:] Are you coming on to me?
[Empty chair]
[Wheezy the waiter begins to cry.] I miss you. [Cries.]
It's A Crazy Wild Mad There Are A Plethora of Different Waiters and Non Customers?
Bounce.
In the comments, the internet said "After five lame video blogs in a row, this was a pleasant and entertaining surprise. To the favorites with you."
Wow! The whole internet! The whole thing!
['Wild World' plays over images of various websites and Craig staring at his computer. Craig reenacts some images he sees. Craig reacts in disgust to a now-familiar image of Goldie Hawn.]
Internet, I hope we stay friends for a long time. I'll call you.
uncomfortable commentator says "I got flayed by Bobby Flay and it hurts real bad. What would you suggest I do?"
Lucky for you, uncomfortable, I'm an expert in these matters. I've been barred from Roseanne Barr. Loved by Courtney Love. Hosed by Don Ho. I received a stipend from Michael Stipe, which was quite nice, actually. All I had to do was stand in the place where I was. I've been hammered with MC Hammer. Gyllenhaaled by both Maggie and Jake. So my advice to you, uncomfortable, is to get some money from Eddie Money and a skin graft from Steffi Graff and everything will be fine.
Got some bad news. As some of you may know, I'm borrowing a camera from Ryan right now because mine broke a few weeks ago. Thanks, Ryan. He needs it back for a while, which means no movie until I can get my hands on a camera. Can't really buy one because [Wheezy the waiter shrugs next to the empty chair]. But if you've noticed, I have recently added something in the sidebar. Rhymes with "bake a flotation."
[Clears throat, jerks head to the right, points to the right, takes money out and hands it to the right, sound of a cash register, does it again, sound of a cash register again, does it again, sound of a cash register (ka-ching) again.]
And then I can buy a camera.
You have about three weeks left to write a chips and salsa song.
[singing:] Tostitos salsa, it doesn't do anything for me, I like it green like money, And a little bit runny. Like La Costena. [Holds up a bottle of La Costena green Mexican salsa medium] That's my favorite.
Sponsorship opportunity.
Not sure when I'm going to get ahold of a camera again. Hopefully I'll see you soon.
[wink (ding)]

Recurring elements

wheezies, comments, chips and salsa, song, wink

External links

That'll be Costenya on YouTube