Tempting Fate

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"Tempting Fate"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 666
Original Upload date July 13, 2012
Running time 0:02:40
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Transcript (in progress)

Hey beardlovers. Guess what? Today is
Friday the 13th. Hoohahahaha!
Whoa, was that a wolf? Guys, did you just hear a wolf howl? Seriously, guys.
Guys, seriously, was that a wolf?
Wheezy Waiter
So it's Friday the 13th. Whoopadeedoo. It's one day. And it happens to be storming on this day. I've been making videos for a long time. I've been living for a long time. I've lived through many Friday the 13ths. It's not a big deal. This is just one day. Another video. How many videos have I done now? Six hundred... This will be my 666th. Waaaa!
I'm doing my 666th video on Friday the 13th?
Big deal. It's just numbers and days and weather.
It doesn't mean anything. And it's not like I've really been tempting fate in any other ways recently.
Oh yeah.
But I guess I could take some precautions just in case in lieu of contingency plan preparedness and stuff.
And if something should happen I gotta make sure I look good. And I do.
Why am I getting all up in a huff? I opened up umbrellas inside, it's the 666th video on Friday the 13th, I broke a mirror, and there's a thunderstorm. The important thing is to stay logical and sound of mind and be prepared.
There's lightning which could start a fire. I better check my fire alarms.
There we go. Battery replaced. Okay. Oh, I knocked over the salt. Oh no. Wipe that up. Wipe it up. Gotta make sure I get all of it. Alright.
So it's important to stay level-headed, prepared for things that you understand....
- Hey.
- Careful! I spilled salt over there. Don't spread it around. Okay.
- Alright, fine. [meow sound]
- What did you say?
- I said, [meow sound]
- Like a cat? [meow sound]
- Like a cat.
- Like a black cat?
- I'm Caucasian.
Not like any of this matters. I'm not superstitious at all. Gahnap... nap... I need... I need to go take a nap. I'm done for today.
Wheezy Waiter
Oh yeah, forgetfulness. I gotta let you guys know about the new epic poster in the Wheezy Wardrobe. Remember those clones that stopped the destruction of Earth from the meteor that was plummeting at it? Well, if you'd like to commemorate the fact that you are currently alive on Earth, maybe you would like one of these posters. I don't know.
So now I'm gonna go take a nap. Not because it's Friday the 13th but because... Okay, seriously, is there a wolf in here? Why... why do I keep hearing....? Seriously, do you hear that? Okay.
- I stubbed my toe. Owwww! Owww! Owww!

Recurring elements

[Coming soon]

External links

Tempting Fate on YouTube