Team Beard - Supernote 2010
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|"Team Beard - Supernote 2010"|
|Original Upload date||October 1, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||mrk1190|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. Today let's just have a relaxing... [Supernote logo appears on screen] ... oh my goodness, today is the beginning of the Supernote 2010 contest. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click this link and watch this video. [points to logo which is a clickable annotation] And then come back here. If you do know what I'm talking about, you're probably really bored right now. I should do something interesting. Spin brain kick! [spins in his chair and does kick]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So the basics. I am a team captain for the Supernote 2010 contest to see who can hold the longest continuous note. In this video, I will hold a long note and then you will post a video response to this video holding a long note as well. That is, if you choose my team. You don't have to. It's up to you. [Stares intensely at camera as Psycho music plays.] Threatening glances aren't very good. How about this? [Makes beseeching eyes at camera as soft music plays] The run time of all of our team's notes will be added together to determine our final score. My team will be called Team Beard. You don't actually have to have a beard or even like beards, if that's possible, to be on my team. But an appreciation for clones, whales, alligators, eagle-hating, and coffee are recommended.
The incentive. Why join my team and help us win? The person with the longest note on my team will win a pair of the new Wheezy shoes, [picture of fish flip-flops pops up onscreen] which are in the process of being designed by you and will hopefully not look like a pair of fish flip-flops. Fish flops? Flip fish? Moving on. And one of my handstands will be dedicated to you. And if our team wins the overall contest, I get the Supernote trophy, the Iron Lungs. And as many of you know, I have asthma. That's what the Wheezy in Wheezy Waiter stands for. And it might be nice to have an extra pair of those lungs so as I don't die. [Smiles. His smile dings as it glints.]
Now one thing you might be thinking if you looked at that list of team captains is that I have less subscribers than all of them. But we can overcome that. We need to be vigilant. Hone our minds and our bodies. Get thinky. And physicalful. I've taken many steps to success such as observing my whale.
[Craig sits on the bed, taking notes, as he observes the whale tank and the whale makes noises.] Uh huh? Uh huh?. So tell me, would puncturing a blow hole in my back help? [whale sounds] Oh it would.
Also, worked out my vocal cords. [Has a dumbbell on his throat] I don't see how this is helping at all. And I've taken some prescription medicine at the recommended dosage. [Inhales from his inhaler.] Make sure that one has doctor approval. Enough of this talking. It's time to do my note.
[Craig and a clone sit side by side. The clone is holding the toy piano and a coffee mug.] Now I'll sing my note while my clone plays accompaniment. [Clone sips coffee.] And drinks coffee.
[Clone:] I love it when the coffee's done.
[Craig:] Shut up! I said no talking!
I'm only allowing him to drink coffee cause it's a special occasion. I'm normally not this nice to my clones.
[The clone plays a note on his toy piano a few times as Craig warms up, singing.] Me me me me. Me me me me. Alright here we go.
[Craig takes a deep breath and sings a long note as his clone does other stuff:] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
[The clone plays the toy piano. The eagle squawks overhead. Craig and the clone look up. The clone flies upwards through the air.]
[Clone:] Stop... [punches eagle] ruining the Supernote! [punches the eagle again]
[The clone flies downward through the air. A dragon flies by. Then a flying saucer. The clone lands back in his chair as Craig's supernote ends.]
Now it's your turn. Leave a video response of you doing a supernote.
[Craig:] Thanks for the help, clone. That was pretty good.
[Clone:] Thanks. It was nothing.
[Craig:] Get to the alligator pit.
[The clone sighs.]
Dah! I almost forgot. End your supernotes with a wink like this guy. [Shows a guy doing a supernote. Text on screen: total: 33 seconds. The guy winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
I really want you guys to make a video response and help us win this thing. [Turns and looks at the clone who is standing near the alligator pit.] Go on! Get in there. I really think we can do...
[The clone yells after jumping into the alligator pit:] Aaaaaaaaaaa!
[Craig:] Hey, that's not bad. [Alligator munches.] Oh. Cut short. That's too bad.
This is the first reference to Supernote.
Team Beard - Supernote 2010 on YouTube