[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey facelovers. [He keeps sliding. Doesn't stop.] Augh. Getting real sick of this lack of wind resistance. [Walking in the background] Ohhhhhh!! I stopped! Maybe now I can tie my shoe. [bends down] Oh no, not quite yet. [Falls.]
A lot of you say that I look like Phil Collins without my beard. I really don't see it. What is that on the wall over there? Is that a bug or something? I'm just gonna stare at it for a while. [As Wheezy stares at the bug, half of the frame is filled with an album cover of Phil Collins in the same pose as Wheezy.]
Seriously, I've been going over the footage. I found nothing. [Side by side pictures of shirtless Wheezy from yesterday's video and shirtless Phil Collins.]
Phil Collins? Like, yeah, right! As if! That makes me really want to look at you sarcastically like this. [Wheezy makes a funny face with a crooked eyebrow. A cover of Rolling Stone, with Phil Collins making the same expression, fills half the frame.]
And I don't even like Phil Collins. [A strumming guitar can be heard.]
[Wheezy playing the guitar and singing:]
So take a look at me now,
There's just an empty space,
There's nothing left here to remind me
Of the hair upon my face,
Take a look at me now, [Wheezy with no wind resistance walks in the background]
There's just an empty space, [Wheezy falls in the attempt to tie his shoes]
You coming back to me is against the odds
That's what I have to face.
Take a look at me now.
[Wheezy leans into the camera, chin down, and another album cover of Phil Collins dissolves in in exactly the same position. The picture of Phil winks. (ding)]
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The wind resistance jokes that open the video are a reference to the previous video Kokomo Krispies.
The still of shirtless Wheezy is also from Kokomo Krispies.
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