|Original Upload date||February 2, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Noah|
other party guests
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers [continues sliding/singing rug] Oh that's right, my chair is made by Toyota! Oh god! [Offscreen, Craig's chair crashes into toy keyboard.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Toyota had to recall eight of its models due to a gas pedal that gets stuck in the down position.
[says sadly:] Sometimes I'm stuck in the down position. [foghorn]
People used to make fun of Fords with acronyms like Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily.
Well now Toyota can have an acronym. Umm. [says these slowly, thinking of them as he says them:] Terrible Offering You Our Terrible Accelerator.
Time On... Time Out You Old Terrible Accelerator.
Terrible Of You Our Talk About... like, like we... our talk is about how terrible you are.
No wonder Toyota's doing so well. [looks down sadly] [foghorn]
So down. I need an upper. Coffee must be done by now. [lifts head excited:] I love it when the coffee's done!
[Gets up and runs towards kitchen. Jumps up and down:] Yaaa! [spins around and does punches and kicks in the air.]
[As he opens the kitchen door and walks into the kitchen, the party is still going on.]
[Craig:] It's still going on?
[People are dancing. Sam waves. Matt, standing shirtless against the wall, raises a bottle of Jim Beam to his mouth and takes a swig. Steve is still DJing.]
[Ryan, dancing:] I'm still having a good time.
[Sam:] I think I'm getting a good buzz going.
[Zaid dances. Matt watches the dancers.]
[Amelia, dancing:] This party's awesome!
[Guy:] Yeah, this party SUCKS!
[Craig walks up to Steve.]
[Steve:] Yo, I'm touring all the kitchens right now, man. This is the spot, though. Your kitchen is crazy.
[Matt, shirtless, stands next to Craig, very close. Craig gestures to Steve, who hands him a mug of coffee. Craig turns to go.]
[Steve:] Yo, everybody in the house, make some noise!!
[The partygoers all yell and cheer as Steve hits a button on his gear.]
[Craig closes the kitchen door. Sits back down with his coffee.]
Hmm. I should probably go in my kitchen more often. I'd know about these things.
Hey guess what? It's Tuesday. It's time for the fifth installment of Ty the Regular Guy. What's our lovable Ty getting himself into this time?
[Ty sitting on a couch between two lamps. Music plays and titles appear as he speaks:] Hi. I'm Ty. I'm just a regular guy.
[Title on screen: Apartment Showing]
[Ty opens the door.]
[Guy's voice, off camera:] I hear your apartment's for rent?
[Ty:] Yeah, come on in!
[Guy's voice, now in the apartment:] I notice a lot of white people in the neighborhood. That's good, because I'm extremely racist. Wow, these cabinets are great. I really love the....
[Ty hits the back of the guy's head and in the next shot, Ty is drilling someone with an automatic drill. Sounds of flesh and bones breaking as Ty yells. In the next shot, Ty is at the sink, washing blood off himself. He puts on black wig and sighs, makes a few funny faces at himself in the mirror and laughs as he pulls off the wig. He walks away from mirror.]
[Ty is back on the couch. Music plays and titles appear as he speaks:] I'm just a regular guy.
[Craig looks stunned.] Umm. Yeah. Ty's a little more quirky than I thought.
[Winker:] Hi Wheezy Waiter! [waves and falls off chair. holds up broken arm. winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
Trying Out Yielding Offers Total Agitation! You got some acronyms?