[Wheezy drinking a beer]
Hey wheezies. Today was a special day. My last day as a waiter.
[Chips and salsa intro except an X appears over the word "Waiter" in the intro logo]
It's November 13th 2007, a day that will go down in famy, the opposite of infamy.
I got a new job for a design website shooting and editing videos.
How does it feel?
It feels good.
Feels real good.
Feels real good.
I also got to be the kind of waiter I've never been before -- the waiter on his last day.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Hey! How are you doing today?
[Customer stares at the waiter.]
[Wheezy the waiter:] Me too. Guess what? You get to be waited on in my section today on my last day of waiting tables.
[Customer:] I'd love to hear your life story but what I need right now is a water with no ice and a Diet Coke with ice with a lime. And be quick about it because I'm a big asshole and I'm in a hurry.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Okay... yeah. [Turns to leave]
[Customer:] Excuse me.
[Wheezy the waiter:] Yeah?
[Customer:] Are you going to welcome me to your restaurant?
[Wheezy the waiter:] Oh yeah. Welcome to Big Bowl.
[Customer gasps in surprise]
[Wheezy the waiter:] I mean, Big Bowl. [gasps] [covers his mouth with his hand]
[Craig - not in the reenactment - gasps and covers his mouth with his hand]
[Craig standing in front of Big Bowl]
["Hallelujah" music plays over shots of Big Bowl from the exterior, the interior, Craig filming himself and over his shoulder inside Big Bowl]
That's right. [Music that replaces restaurant's name] is Big Bowl, Asian cuisine, downtown Chicago.
Well... [taps music starts playing] since I'm no longer a waiter, I guess I can't produce a blog called wheezywaiter dot com. That's why I'm bidding you farewell. This is the absolute last wheezywaiter video....
[clone leans into frame]
[Clone:] Oh shut up. There's still plenty more to say about being a waiter.
Not to mention complete nonsense.
[Clone:] The blog will continue. [Clone winks.] [wink (ding)]
But bear with me while I get used to having a new job, kay?
['Hallelujah' plays again as the X is lifted from 'waiter' in the closing wheezywaiter.com logo]
wheezies, music replaces the restaurant's name, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad ... There Are A Bunch of Different Types of Waiters, clone, wink
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