Staring Contest

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"Staring Contest"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 164
2009
Original Upload date June 10, 2009
Running time 0:01:03
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by BestWishesFromNL
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. Staring contest!
[Craig stares intensely into the camera. He snaps a few times to try to distract the viewer. A slap bracelet descends into frame and then out again. Then the bear with a top hat rises into frame, turns a little bit, and descends out of frame. A hand holds a five dollar bill into frame besides Craig's head.]
[Craig's voice:] Cha-ching! Cha-ching!
You're really distracted right now, aren't you?
[In the right side of the frame, someone holds a gun up to Craig's head. Then pulls it away. A clone in a blonde wig enters from the kitchen, head titled, smiling.]
No? [Clone goes back into the kitchen.] Okay, how about this trick?
[Title on screen: 4 hours later]
[Craig is still staring at the camera with a pained expression. He blinks (dings).] Ohhh! God! Oh! I didn't blink for four hours. You think you can beat me? Why don't you do it in a video response on YouTube?
Once again, let's end this with a wink. Or several.
[Seven girls wink (dings), smile, and laugh.]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Outtakes: A clone in a blonde wig enters from the kitchen, head titled, smiling.]

Recurring elements

beardlovers, slap bracelet, clone, dinging eyelids, wink, outtakes

External links

Staring Contest on YouTube