|"Stab Stab Stab"|
|Original Upload date
November 1, 2009|
Wheezy beard intro|
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig in the shower, singing:] I like the way you work it. No diggity. You got to bag it...
[sees camera] Oh hey beardlovers. You caught me in the middle of showering. I'm showering off last night's Halloween festivities. It was a good time...
Did you hear something? I thought I heard something. Oh.
Well, anyway, I had a good time. Did you have a good Halloween? I dressed up as...
[An attacker rips the shower curtain open and holds a knife up to Craig] Oh my god! There's a man with here with a knife. He's going to stab me to death. Oh god! What should I do? Should I dodge right or should I dodge left? [Two clickable annotation titles appear on screen: dodge left, dodge right]
Pick right. Pick right. If I dodge right, he'll... he'll miss. If I dodge left, he's gonna stab me to death. I mean that. Seriously. Don't pick left.
Better hurry or he's gonna stab me now. Choose! You gonna choose? Are you gonna choose? [notices he's still rubbing his chest to lather up the soap there] Why am I still washing myself? Are you gonna choose? [looks a few times from camera to stabber] [The annotations disappear as the attacker stabs Craig a few times. Blood spurts out.]
[Craig falls:] Oh god! You took too long. Now I'm dead.
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