[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[pointing at himself:] Why's this guy have a beard in his logo but no beard on his face? I hate him so much!
[Craig punches a clone.]
I just finished acting in the pilot of the web series that I'm in. That's why I had to shave my beard again. They have to edit it. Edit it. Edit it. Edit it. Edit it. Edit it. And then the pilot will be posted. Soon.
[singing] Finishin' stuff! [starts playing guitar] Gotta hang tough!
In the comments for the movie on Friday, like 20 of you found it odd that I pedaled with my handlebars. [shows clip of reenactment of cinnamon bun scar] Maybe you should all stop for a second and remember that we're not all created equal. Maybe some of us needed to install egg beaters on our bikes so we could maintain balance.
I got a bit of a sniffle. [sniffles] I haven't been using my neti pot. If you don't know what a neti pot is, I made a movie about it. Link's in the describey. On YouTube, the describey's over here. [points to our right] On wheezywaiter dot com, the describey is down here [points below] So I think I'll just point right in the middle and confuse everybody. [points to the lower right hand corner]
Last night I just did my first podcast with the venerable DrakeSizzle and the luscious Toddly00. It's called The Zen Men, and it's highly inappropriate. Link's in the describey.
It's time for the sniffle song.
[Shots of Craig sniffling, blowing his nose, coughing, sneezing, crying and saying "I wanna die", having chills, shaking a bottle of acetaminophen pills, and glugging water are edited creatively to create a song.]
Hey Julian, why don't you transport yourself into a sea of nothingness, clone yourself, and then give me a bunch of winks?
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[Craig:] That's what I'm talking about!
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The "movie on Friday," on which many people commented about his pedaling technique is Scars.
His reference to a neti pot is a reference to Neti Pots.
Sniffles on YouTube