Good evening complete strangers. It's June 26th.
11 o'clock PM. I worked all fucking day.
Lunch shift! Unh! Dinner shift! Unh Unh!
[Rapping:] I don't eat greens unless you breed peas please.
[Singing:] I want to die. I want to die. Shoot me in the head and side. [Wheezy and a clone sit side by side] Aaaaaaa. [Wheezy singing alone again:] I think I may have maimed my brain. I know a way to kill the pain.
[Wheezy holds two beers] I love you [drinks] and you [drinks] and you [drinks] mmm mmm
[Wheezy fake cries]
A woman left me her phone number. See? [Holds up a post-it note] Star 22890. And her name. Press send.
And yesterday I waited on a celebrity.
Jill fucking Larson!
You never heard of Jill Larson? Girl, you outta touch.
She was only a show called All My Children.
She played Opal Gardner Purty Cortland. Look it up.
She was a pretty good tipper. Not quite 20 percent but close enough.
Dude, I watched her at all the Daytime Emmy Awards. Dude, she was nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series twice. And her Soap Opera Award Digest nomination was the coveted Best Wedding Daytime. Look that shit up!
It's not that hard to wait on celebrities. Not everyone can do it, but, you know... [sips beer]
Yeah, so, I'm fucking tired. Good night.
complete strangers, song, clone, "get drunk!", wink
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