Silent Waiter

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"Silent Waiter"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 49
2008
Original Upload date January 4, 2008
Running time 0:01:03
Intro chips and salsa intro
Outro wheezywaiter.com outro
Wink submitted by WheezyWaiter
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[wheezywaiter dot com chips and salsa intro in sepia tone with old-time piano music playing over it]
[Wheezy makes a sssh sign at the camera and begins talking to camera but the movie is silent and the piano music continues to play.]
[Title: Shhhhhhhhhhh, I'm at work so I can't talk.]
[Wheezy looks around and keeps talking]
[Title: Lest I make an ass of myself.]
[Title: Many "office hotties" have a crush on me.]
[Title: I will now sneak a glance at each "hotties" to feed my large ego.]
[Wheezy sneaks a glance to his left.]
[Old silent movie footage of a woman reacting in surprise.]
[Wheezy raises his eyebrows at her a couple of times.]
[She is overcome.]
[Wheezy sneaks a glance to his right.]
[Old silent movie footage of a nurse.]
[Wheezy makes a kissy face at her and raises his eyebrows.]
[She smiles coyly and nods.]
[Wheezy sneaks a glance to his left and raises his eyebrows.]
[Old silent movie footage of an old man smiling.]
[Wheezy looks concerned.]
[Wheezy winks.]
[Title: "Ding"]
[Title: wheezywaiter.com]

Recurring elements

wink

External links

Silent Waiter on YouTube