|Original Upload date||June 19, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||Joejelf|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. I'd like to take a moment to wish a happy birthday to Prince Morikuni, Japanese shogun, born June 19th 1301. For some reason, I couldn't find a picture but I imagine he looks something like this. [holds up a stick figure drawing of a figure saying "I'm a Show Gun"]
Ah man, if my mom were dead, she'd be turning over in her grave. I can hear her now.
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] What did you just say? Everybody knows Prince Morikuni's a *ding*ing puppet ruler. A vote for Morikuni is a vote for Hojo Takatoki.
[Craig winces:] Mom! Too soon! [mouthes "I'm sorry" to camera]
I'd like to dedicate that entire conversation to Wikipedia.
So in my last video I talked about my band Driftless Pony Club. [holds up a guitar] Hey! There's a guitar. I'll throw up a link. If you click on it, you can go to that video. But don't go to it yet if you haven't watched this video. Ah man, what a dilemma.
Just to remind you, we're playing live on the internet tonight, June 19th. So at 8 o'clock US central time, take a break from your Prince Morokuni parties and go to a computer. There's a link to the wheezywaiter BlogTV channel where we will be broadcasting.
Never done a live internet rock show before so I expect this one to be my best.
[Craig wearing a pink hat and speaking in a different tone of voice:] But Wheezy Waiter, I've never heard your band. What if you suck?
Good question, monotone pink hat guy. Well, I put up yet another link where you can stream our past two albums for free.
[Monotone pink hat guy:] Free stuff! Hooray! [smiles]
[Craig:] When I say DPC, you say "Yeah!" DPC.
[Pink hat guy, who's not talking with a monotone anymore:] What? What am I supposed to do?
[Pink hat guy:] Yeah!
[Craig:] When I say "whoa," you say "whaa." Whoa!
[Pink hat guy:] What? Why are you making me do this?
[Pink hat guy:] Whaa?
[Craig:] When I say "boom," you quote Shakespeare. Boom!
[Pink hat guy:] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon. Who is already sick and pale with grief. That thou her maid art far more fair than she.
[Craig looks speechless. Long pause:] Boom.
[Pink hat guy:] Now is our winter of discontent. Make glorious...
[Craig:] Okay, that's fine.
I'd like to dedicate those Shakespeare monologues to google searching.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Band photo with title: Driftless Pony Club live tonight. June 19th 8 pm central. blogtv.com/people/wheezywaiter]
The "last video," which Craig mentions is the previous video, Driftless Pony Club.
Show Gun on YouTube