Sexy Sexy Bedhead

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"Sexy Sexy Bedhead"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 165
2009
Original Upload date June 11, 2009
Running time 0:02:00
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by locogaryot
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides in/singing rug] [Craig's hair looks really messy]
Hey beardlovers. [closeup of his hair] Bedhead. Do you think bedhead is sexy? That's what I asked you on Twitter this morning. [shows his tweet] Seems like most of you think it is sexy. [shows some replies]
Dan2Shambles and suchducks seem to think bedbeard is sexier. That might be true, but I prefer beardhead. [A beard is superimposed, upside down, over Craig's hair] Sexy.
While I do think bedhead is typically sexy, I don't think mine is sexy currently. I think I look more like a hungover mad scientist. Especially when I do this. [Makes a crazy face.] Okay, yeah, that's sexy.
What is it about bedhead that makes it so sexy? Is it the carefree, fun, spontaneous attitude that it portrays? Stick with me, baby. Much like my life, I don't know what the hell my hair's doing and that's fun.
Or is it that au naturel greasy sheen? I don't wash myself. [raises eyebrows] [pause] Jump cut.
Perhaps it's a political statement? I'm not gonna subscribe to your gels and mousse and straighteners and curlers and mousse. I said mousse already. It's all part of your capitalist agenda to create your pretty pretty little fake plastic consumer army. Well, that's not for me. I'm just gonna lay down in my bed, which I bought at Ikea, with my down pillow and my down comforter, also bought at Ikea (that was a good find), and then I'm gonna wake up and do nothing. Unless of course it doesn't look too good. Then I might use my Bedhead gel. [pause] Jump cut.
Hey commenters, why do you think bedhead's sexy? And if you don't think bedhead's sexy, why are you such a prude? Hey video responsers, show me your bedhead.
Hey locogaryot, you look like you just woke up. Why don't you give me a wink?
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[outtakes: Craig making a scary face for the mad scientist look.] Okay yeah, that's sexy.

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Twitter, wink, outtakes

External links

Sexy Sexy Bedhead on YouTube