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WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 232
Original Upload date January 14, 2010
Running time 0:02:12
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by JCNewly
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[A sleepy-looking Craig stretches.] Stretch! Stretch! Stretch! Stretch! Ahhhh! [notices camera] Is this recording?
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
I know there are some commenters out there that are thinking, "Hey, didn't he flush his intro down the toilet in his last video?" NO! NO I DIDN'T! There was intro residue in the toilet, and I flushed that down the toilet.
The intro is very much intact, thank you very much. I said much twice.
Can't get anything past you guys. You just love to point out everything I do wrong.
What's wrong with what I just said?
What's wrong with what I just said now?
What's wrong with this sentence?
What's wrong with this sentence?
Alright, I'm sorry. I'm mostly upset with myself. And you. Because half of you pointed out that I said this word wrong. [Text on screen: Rhys]
This is a name, and it's pronounced "Reese" and I pronounced it "Rise." Because I'm an idiot.
I'm just a simple bumpkin who grew up in a small farm town in Wisconsin, okay? There's a farm in the town. There's a farm in the farm.
Now some of you are gonna comment, "But I live in a small farm town. Does that make me dumb too?" [sighs] Yes. No.
The size of the town in which you live has nothing to do with your intelligence level. I've been to New York. [turns to alternate camera angle:] There are idiots in New York. [turns back] But it may hinder your ability to pronounce cryptically-spelled Welsh names. Like Kaa-den [text on screen: Caden]. Or Dye-lan [text on screen: Dylan]. Or Mee-gone [text on screen: Megan]. Or... [text on screen: Jennifer] Jennifer.
[Annotation appears on screen: WARNING: if you are epileptic, stop watching now! Thanks commenters....sheesh.]
However, to make you and I never forget how to pronounce Rhys, I made a little song.
[Screen flashes all different colors as song starts. Some text on screen accompanies some of the lyrics, particularly the spelling of Reese.]
R-H-Y-S is pronounced as Reese
R-H-Y-S is pronounced as Reese
Reese not rice [Craig points at a box of rice with a red X through it and shakes his head]
Now I'll tell you twice
R-H-Y-S is pronounced as Reese
R-H-Y-S is pronounced as Reese
Reese not rise [Image of a loaf of bread behind "Rise"]
Except for stupid guys [Side by side videos of Craig making stupid faces. Text on screen: Stoopid guys]
R-H-Y-S is pronounced as Reese.
[song over]
So commenters, what did I do wrong this time?
[Winker turns to alternate camera angle and winks (ding), turns back]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[outtakes:] Guys! Guys! Reese!

Recurring elements

comments, alternate camera angle, song, wink, outtakes

Related videos

The video from the previous day in which Craig mispronounced "Rhys" (and flushed intro residue) is Who'll Stop the Rain.

External links

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese on YouTube