Real Laughter

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"Real Laughter"
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Episode no. Episode 655
Original Upload date June 13, 2012
Running time 0:03:45
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Hey beardlovers. Wanna see an explosion? If Yes, click here. If No, click here.
Oh! Annotations exploded. I guess you have no choice. Explosion.
So we're trying out this new thing called Explosion Wednesday but I'm not sure if the public is ready so we're just testing it out. I'm not sure if it will be a permanent "thing" or not.
Let me know in the comments what you think about this new idea, Explosion Wednesday. And what sorts of things we should do during it. Ahahahaha!
In explosion news, Family hears glass shower door EXPLODE.
"It shot out six feet from the bathroom," said Teresa Albertson.
It sounds like somebody accidentally bought Napalmolive.... shampoo.
Okay, you know what? This isn't easy.
You know when you watch Letterman or Colbert or Conan or Ed Sullivan or The Chevy Chase Show?
They have something I don't have. They have a studio audience that can laugh at what they say, validating their jokes.
Having laughter follow your jokes just makes the jokes seem funnier, and I can't used canned laughter 'cause you know that's not real.
So I'm gonna have a clone come out here and validate my jokes with laughter. Come on. Have a seat right there.
So let's try this again. Sounds like somebody accidentally bought Napalmolive...
- Hahahaha!
- ... shampoo.
- Hahahaha! That's the best shampoo name! Napalmolive.
In other news, telescope LAUNCHES to explore black holes.
NuSTAR, with its specialized "X-ray eyes," has 10 times the resolution and 100 times the sensitivity of similar telescopes. It has the capability to study black holes.
After launching from Cape Canaveral, its first subject of study? Lindsay Lohan's career.
- Hahaha! 'Cause it's a black hole. 'Cause it's a black hole. That's mean-spirited but funny. Ahaha! Ahahahaha!
Moving on. I found this article on Heatlh dot com listing ways to avoid heartBURN.
They listed things like eating ginger and oatmeal, but they left out one of the most healthy foods, and that is food for thought.
- Is that... is that the joke?
- Yes.
- Hahahahaha! I don't really get it, but it's hilarious!
This isn't working.
- Just stop it. Just get out of here.
- Booooo!
- Get to the alligator pit.
So. What else is going on? I got a package in the mail today. It's in a shoebox. I wonder what it is. Shoes? It could be anything. Perhaps some kind of footwear?
Let's open it.
- Don't open it.
- Why not? And who are you?
- I'm you from the future. When I opened it, it exploded, and I died.
- You died. How are you here then?
- I'm a ghost.
- You're my future ghost?
- Yeah. Try and touch me. Tee hee. That tickles.
- But I tickled you. So I touched you.
- Oh, that was just for show.
- If I don't open it, then I'm not gonna die and come back in time to tell me not to open it so this conversation won't happen so I'm gonna open it.
- Just don't open it!
- Fine.
- Oh. Now I don't exist anymore. Ah!
- What was I.... talking about? Oh, I got a new package. It's in a shoebox. It might be shoes. I don't know. Maybe it's footwear. So I'm gonna open it.
- Don't open it.
- Who are you?
- I'm you from the future, and I opened it, and it exploded, and I died.
- If you're dead, why are you here talking to me?
- I'm a ghost.
- You're my future ghost?
I was in a time loop there for a while, beardlovers, but I managed to get out of it somehow. But I managed to get out of it somehow. Gah! Time loop residue. So a couple of things. The Indiegogo campaign to raise money for Habitat for Humanity is still going on. Please donate if you would like to donate.
Another thing. My band's tour dates have been announced. We're not playing a whole lot of shows this time, but all the dates are in the doobly-doo. There are some 21 plus shows. We're gonna try to do gatherings in those towns before our shows.
And I'm told Driftless Pony Club's brand new album will be released on the 25th for pre-order and the 29th for reals.
And another thing... I think the coffee's done. I love it when the coffee's done. But I didn't make any coffee.
The coffee mugs are done. Not the coffee. Then what was I smelling?

Recurring elements

[Coming soon]

External links

Real Laughter on YouTube