Hahaha. Just kidding, whale. [whale sounds] Of course you didn't do it. I would never think you did it. Of course. Just kidding. Jokes.
I'm going to ask Craig with a Wig.
[Craig with a Wig is sitting in his usual spot.]
Craig with a Wig, you ate my sandwich. [As Craig goes on a rant, Craig with a Wig can be heard protesting his innocence.]
[Craig:] I can't believe it! Of all the bad... Of all the things... Of all the people with bad grades.... Of all the bad things that happen in the world... You go and... Of all the things... I don't... I....
[Craig with a Wig:] I didn't do it. It wasn't me. I don't care if it was me or not but it wasn't me. Didn't do it. Wasn't me. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. No. No. No. No. No. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. Wasn't me. No. No. No. Didn't do it. Didn't do it. Wasn't me.
[Craig:] Let's ask them.
Did Craig with a Wig steal my sandwich or did he not steal my sandwich?
[Two annotations appear on screen: HE STOLE IT! and HE DIDN"T STOLE IT!]
Which one is it? Come on. Tell me.
[Title appears on screen: Better choose in 5 seconds or else...]
[A title on screen reads: CRAIG STARVED TO DEATH.]
[Titles on the screen: YOU LOSE and TRY AGAIN]